Results 26 to 50 of 188
-
01-04-2018, 01:23 PM #26
He lifts his inside ski.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
-
01-04-2018, 01:35 PM #27Registered User
- Join Date
- Oct 2015
- Posts
- 2,878
-
01-04-2018, 01:48 PM #28Registered User
- Join Date
- Aug 2007
- Location
- United States of Aburdistan
- Posts
- 7,281
-
01-04-2018, 01:51 PM #29
-
01-04-2018, 01:53 PM #30
his turns look smoother than chompfacekillah even
heavens to mergatroyZone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
-
01-04-2018, 03:18 PM #31Registered User
- Join Date
- Oct 2015
- Posts
- 2,878
-
01-04-2018, 03:27 PM #32
-
01-04-2018, 03:29 PM #33Registered User
- Join Date
- Aug 2007
- Location
- United States of Aburdistan
- Posts
- 7,281
Dang it, sorry MCskid!!
-
01-04-2018, 03:48 PM #34Registered User
- Join Date
- Apr 2008
- Posts
- 220
-
01-04-2018, 03:55 PM #35
Candide isn't a natural athlete. He's a freak of nature put onto earth by stoke aliens.
-
01-04-2018, 04:13 PM #36
his mind has to be a freak of nature as well. i know gravity works on everybody the same but he literally looks like he drops differently than every other skier to me. his take-offs seem to launch him higher, faster than most and then he comes down at a seemingly steeper angle but softer. it's not a tear drop but my brain wants to say tear drop. inverted tear drop lying slightly to the side. maybe it's something about the way he pulls is knees up.
-
01-04-2018, 04:30 PM #37
He's a tiny, wirey little guy... like 120 lbs, right?
-
01-04-2018, 04:35 PM #38
-
01-04-2018, 04:45 PM #39
-
01-04-2018, 05:00 PM #40glocal
- Join Date
- May 2002
- Posts
- 33,440
-
01-04-2018, 05:10 PM #41
-
01-04-2018, 05:25 PM #42
^^^ Beat me to it. I had a laugh when I read that. I think he lands softer because he goes bigger, which gives him more time to slow or speed up his rotations. That and he's a fucking alien sent to entertain us, as stated earlier. So cool how he skis some of those lines in Montgenevre in full view of the lifts nearby.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
-
01-04-2018, 05:41 PM #43
Yup, MIND STILL = BLOWN.
Looks like a little twist at the end?
Same IG link: https://i.imgur.com/SZGKvX4.jpg
other gems:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BJfyzB1g...=candidethovex
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEq7BnTu...=candidethovexIn search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...
-
01-04-2018, 05:56 PM #44
-
01-04-2018, 05:57 PM #45
Flails arms too much?
In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...
-
01-04-2018, 07:23 PM #46Chowder Lover
- Join Date
- Mar 2010
- Location
- Co
- Posts
- 1,169
I see what you mean by tear drop. I suspect it’s just a super natural level of spatial awareness that enables him to be perfectly centered on every landing (or at least the ones on video). Most people are ok with a back slap if they recover and stay upright, he seems to always land on skis with only skis touching the snow. He pulls off what we all envision when we go for a drop.
-
01-04-2018, 07:31 PM #47Banned
- Join Date
- Aug 2009
- Location
- Splat's Garage
- Posts
- 4,200
chompfacekilla got nothing on Candide
-
01-04-2018, 07:35 PM #48
Check out is outtake videos. This dude crashes hard. A lot. He then just keeps getting up and going after it.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
-
01-04-2018, 07:40 PM #49
agree- as much as I like sage, it's as if candide were born with skis on his feet. he's like a skiing tigger bouncing off everything. and also 2nd the poster that talked about his winning basically all the various disciplines outside racing
I wonder if candide's boots ever hurt? or is he supernatural and never experiences cold and boot pain like the rest of us?skid luxury
-
01-04-2018, 08:30 PM #50
Bookmarks