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  1. #951
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    That's brilliant. Love me some crokinole.

  2. #952
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    The local brew pub has a small curling sheet on their patio... https://scontent.fcxh3-1.fna.fbcdn.n...5d&oe=5CC89C21
    I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.

  3. #953
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    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-...itch-1.4987228

    It was so windy it blew a zamboni 500 yards into a ditch
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

  4. #954
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    Last week in Canada: Canadian air traffic controllers live up to the stereotype, and send pizzas to their American colleagues working without pay.

    https://people.com/travel/canadian-a...ment-shutdown/

  5. #955
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    Build that wall, build that wall!! Fuck Canada, national security risk. We don't need your pizza!

  6. #956
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gcooker View Post
    Build that wall, build that wall!! Fuck Canada, national security risk. We don't need your pizza!
    What if we send a bottles our superior maple syrup delivered by Montreal and Vancouver strippers in high heels and string bikinis ?

  7. #957
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    What if we send a bottles our superior maple syrup delivered by Montreal and Vancouver strippers in high heels and string bikinis ?
    We'll take the strippers. However we already have the best maple syrup in the world right here in my town. Maple capital of the world. I suppose those heathens outside VT might not be able to tell the difference.

  8. #958
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    What if we send a bottles our superior maple syrup delivered by Montreal and Vancouver strippers in high heels and string bikinis ?
    As a Canadian, I can vouch for the quality of the strippers. Toss in the Euro's in Niagara Falls and I'm sure the national security risk argument is dead.

  9. #959
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    Yeah, just send the pealers.

  10. #960
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    Well, strippers covered in maple syrup might be interesting.

  11. #961
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    Only if you want ants.

    Cuz thats how you get ants.

    Preferred dancer outer covering is flavored glitter.

  12. #962
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Well, strippers covered in maple syrup might be interesting.
    I think you're on to something.
    A Cabane Sucre would be a good place to start.

  13. #963
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    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saska...ight-1.4984783

    who's got the biggest one Norway or Saskatchewan ?
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    That Norway moose looks totally Photoshop.

  15. #965
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saska...ight-1.4984783

    who's got the biggest one Norway or Saskatchewan ?
    We need to end this destructive conflict and bring order to the Galaxy

    Moose Wars

  16. #966
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    All moose are big. I almost hit one on my motorcycle on RT 12 between Elmore and Worcester. The only reason I won is because I didn't panic and therefore didn't hit the moose or the woods. Damn near shit my pants though.

  17. #967
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    Both those blowhards can keep their grotesque statues. Wells Gray info centre life-sized moose is perfect to impress upon the gapers. And it isnt behind some gated enclosure like it might get stolen!
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    The most Canadian of scandals.

    If you're going to go about "allegedly" falsifying expenses might as well throw in a truckload of booze and a wood splitter.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/briti...port-1.4987795

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    Quote Originally Posted by LHutz Esq View Post
    The most Canadian of scandals.

    If you're going to go about "allegedly" falsifying expenses might as well throw in a truckload of booze and a wood splitter.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/briti...port-1.4987795
    On the way home from one trip to Europe, Plecas said he told James he expected to pay "a fair sum" in duties for the scotch he was bringing back. Plecas claims James told him, "Do as I do and don't declare anything."

    Defrauding the province is one thing, CCRA is a whole other game. Wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCMtnHound View Post
    “On the way home from one trip to Europe, Plecas said he told James he expected to pay "a fair sum" in duties for the scotch he was bringing back. Plecas claims James told him, "Do as I do and don't declare anything."”

    Defrauding the province is one thing, CCRA is a whole other game. Wow.
    Ya wonder if they claimed personal use wood splitter time as a taxable employment benefit? or was it only used for gov't authorized cook-outs?

  21. #971
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    What if we send a bottles our superior maple syrup delivered by Montreal and Vancouver strippers in high heels and string bikinis ?
    Mmm Vancouver strippers and hookers used to be super hot, I don't know about now because I haven't been there in almost 25 years.

    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    We'll take the strippers. However we already have the best maple syrup in the world right here in my town. Maple capital of the world. I suppose those heathens outside VT might not be able to tell the difference.
    NY produces more and better Maple Syrup than VT. While I can't totally disagree with the heathens part we can definitely tell the difference.

    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Well, strippers covered in maple syrup might be interesting.
    Yes!

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    My buddy is bringing in the Amish folks to run his sugar shack operation.

    Sadly my idea of the lesbian maple syrup wrestling federation will not come to pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    My buddy is bringing in the Amish folks to run his sugar shack operation.

    Sadly my idea of the lesbian maple syrup wrestling federation will not come to pass.
    That's a bleak world that, the one without lesbian maple syrup wrestling.

  24. #974
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    And NY syrup might be better than Aunt Jemima, but I'll never know. It certainly isn't better than real maple syrup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LHutz Esq View Post
    The most Canadian of scandals...
    while that's pretty good, as far as Canadian scandals go, to my mind, none top the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist. It's a few years back now, though.

    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016...le-syrup-heist

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