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Thread: Canadian Speeding Ticket - WWJD?

  1. 05-05-2017, 02:12 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Remind me to stay off your lawn.
    with a maul, or in jeans?



    I've heard this rant over and over from Americans. "Don't like our laws, GTFO." Turnabout is fair play.

    Sorry, it's mostly a poignant, tongue in cheek, performance art, eh.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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    there are elk feeding everywhere in the park and the tourists park their cars everywhere on a 2 lane hy especially in no parking areas so they can take pictures of goats bears elk ... is why the limit is 90km
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    Fuck you, if I want to roll coal at 90 (MPH, not those commie nonsense units), while listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd and throwing empty PBR cans out the window, that is my God given right, goddammit!

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    This thread should be stickied. Thar be gold in here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrenalated View Post
    MERICA Fuck YAH!
    ANADA! Fuckin EH!
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    Doesn't quite have the same ring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrenalated View Post
    Fuck you, if I want to roll coal at 90 (MPH, not those commie nonsense units), while listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd and throwing empty PBR cans out the window, that is my God given right, goddammit!

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    "commie nonsense units" cracks me up
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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    Bull shit. Not silly at all. With the amount of traffic, plus wildlife (no, the fences don't always work), 90 is a good speed for reducing vehicle-animal collisions and collisions between gaping tourons.

    Drive faster than that and you are part of the problem, as your ticket demonstrates.

    Foreigners must respect and follow the laws of my country. Don't like it? Then GTFO.

    I expect exactly the same when I'm in your country.
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Your PM got arrested for drunk driving in Hawaii
    Misdemeanor. Hahaha.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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    it was the ex-premier of BC that got a DUI in Hawaii

    yeah we are all commies up here cuz we got universal HC eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruiser View Post
    what's the Canadian equivalent of Bubba?
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    Whats a Bubba ?

    if it means kind of a 1st name for everyman that would be "Buddy" as in hey buddy whats up, or buddy said this or buddy said that, used instead of bro to people who wouldn't get bro ... buddy is a fairly innocuous term

    for example there is a Canadina band called "Buddy Wasisname and the other fellers" which everyone gets
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    Whats a Bubba ?

    if it means kind of a 1st name for everyman that would be "Buddy" as in hey buddy whats up, or buddy said this or buddy said that, used instead of bro to people who wouldn't get bro ... buddy is a fairly innocuous term

    for example there is a Canadina band called "Buddy Wasisname and the other fellers" which everyone gets
    It's what Americans call Bill Clinton.
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    see I think "buddy" works anywhere in the land of plaid & maple syrup

    whereas Bubba doesn't sound all that inocuous ?

    I take it to be some kind of southern cracker-ish type whom I would not meet from california/oregeon/colorado ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Did he look like this:

    This?

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    see I think "buddy" works anywhere in the land of plaid & maple syrup

    whereas Bubba doesn't sound all that inocuous ?

    I take it to be some kind of southern cracker-ish type whom I would not meet from california/oregeon/colorado ?
    Yeah, it's generally a term.used for poor, fat, southern white trash, likely in prison now or in the past.
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    I think I am gona pass on using the term Bubba

    Canada, its a kinder gentler place where universal HC means that proctology exams are basicly free
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    Pay it, with Trump in office you might need to go back to Canada. I certainly made as many Canadian friends as I could on my recent trip. You never know when it could come in handy.

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    Canadian Speeding Ticket - WWJD?

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    what's the Canadian equivalent of Bubba?
    Wayne ...or Daryl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    I think I am gona pass on using the term Bubba

    Canada, its a kinder gentler place where universal HC means that proctology exams are basicly free
    That reminds me...
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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    it was the ex-premier of BC that got a DUI in Hawaii, you no-mind dipshit...
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    WWJD? Jesus wouldn't speed. Anyway, a donkey can only go so fast. And if he did get a ticket, he would turn the other cheek--so there's your answer: Render unto Caesar and pay double.
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