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    Quote Originally Posted by EWG View Post
    Is that a car or a shoe?

    Sorry guys, I know I'm being picky here. She has a bit of a high bar.
    But... she married you.

    :-p


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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Well there you have it. Case closed!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
    That’s fantastic!
    What color is it???


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    light grey, light grey top, light tan interior. drove ok i guess for an egg, got alot of looks which surprised me. better than decent enough but uninspiring. shit for golf bag space or beach junk but thats what the beater 2wd long bed s10 is for. makes my mom happy so all good for me.

    what surprises me is she drives fl - ks - co loop every year in winter. last few whips were used CTS4's which she liked, can get those good price in fair mileage. she puts 200k on a car and hits the lot like busting through a casino door

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    But... she married you.

    :-p


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    No no that’s fair. Good point. I’m going to ask her about the different standards. Will report back.

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    So we’re settled on the convertible Murano then, yeah?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    So we’re settled on the convertible Murano then, yeah?
    Nope. It’s out of production
    And apparently in high demand.

    I’m liquidating my Bitcoin and gold to buy as many Mirano “cross cabriolet” as possible!

    Plus the arbitrage play from other states to Florida
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    Quote Originally Posted by EWG View Post
    Well, they're ugly, they drive for crap, they break constantly and, in a completely unexpected bit of poor engineering, there is not a single horizontal surface off of which to snort coke.

    So no. Won't work.
    I feel like most Italian cars were built with the ethos of, “that’s good enough. As long as it looks pretty sitting there”.

    Definitely couldn’t party with the Dodge designers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Nope. It’s out of production
    And apparently in high demand.

    I’m liquidating my Bitcoin and gold to buy as many Mirano “cross cabriolet” as possible!

    Plus the arbitrage play from other states to Florida
    The rare automotive reverse sun belt arbitrage.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    light grey, light grey top, light tan interior. ......beater 2wd long bed s10 -......she puts 200k on a car and hits the lot like busting through a casino door
    So styling !
    Double grey taupe! It’s no wonder the old guys are scrambling around mom - she’s a pure player! Living the dream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    She secretly desires a Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet. Get her one. It'll be a surprise!

    https://www.nissanusa.com/vehicles/d...cabriolet.html
    That thing looks like a rabbit. Not a VW rabbit, a bunny.

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    The worst car

    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    That thing looks like a rabbit. Not a VW rabbit, a bunny.
    [Nissan Design Team Meeting]

    “Ok, I think I’ve got the next big thing.”

    “Out with it, Johnson.”

    “Ok, so Craig, remember when you were talking about your mom the other day and how she smells like a reused hobo tampon?”

    “Yeah of course, but what are you getting at?”

    “Well, you told me that you bought her one of those geriatric bathtubs with a door that you could walk into and sit down, right?”

    “I did, yeah.”

    “Well, picture that but with wheels and a windshield.”

    “God dammit you brilliant son of a bitch, Johnson.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
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    One last suggestion?
    I took 10k off the back tires on one of these in less than a block. Valet parking was a super fun job to have in college.

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    Right! This one is just totally right up your alley, you’ve a penchant for weird little cars I forgot!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    That thing looks like a rabbit. Not a VW rabbit, a bunny.
    Honestly I never knew that car existed.

    Here's one rolling on double deuces.

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    I’ve seen a neon pink one on double deuces around ATL; the driver looks about what you’d expect, one hot mess.

    I love the walk-in bathtub on wheels description by the way.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Historically, a "Bubble" has been a jacked up 90s Chevy Caprice on giant ass rims. Personally, I think the Murano should take over that title. Haha. Geez what a weird vehicle. Gotta give Nissan a little bit of credit for at least trying something outrageously different, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I love the walk-in bathtub on wheels description by the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Shirk View Post
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    I feel like this checks out.

    Hawk?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Shirk View Post
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    Two posts in a row you’ve made me snort and laugh

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    Even the demographic is spot on! LMAO!

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    If any of you think you’re driving the worst car, just remember, what ever it is, it’s not as bad as this hot pink Lambo SUV wrecked in the middle of ATL by a stolen Camry.

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    I still call it The Jake.

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    oof
    you don't want no smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    If any of you think you’re driving the worst car, just remember, what ever it is, it’s not as bad as this hot pink Lambo SUV wrecked in the middle of ATL by a stolen Camry.

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    Is there a Mary Kay Cosmetics stick on the rear window?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    I must've skimmed by that one, because those would be fighting words to me.
    I think that was me. and while I can now appreciate a good ol shitbox, it seemed like as I was at the age to try to purchase my first car....every car available in my meager price range was an old tercel wagon.
    Of course my dad was totally into that but I decided I would rather walk/ ride my bike
    skid luxury

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    Is there a Mary Kay Cosmetics stick on the rear window?


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    How much worse is this if it doesn't?

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    I Dunno.

    A smoking hot milf in a pink Lamborghini doesn’t need to sell cosmetics
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
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    “I got the degree of Stamp-licker from the Bezuzus Mail-order University”
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