The worst car

[Game Over]

This thread is about worst cars ever not cars you don't like. The Crown Victoria is a fine automobile, later models are really nice. There's a reason for it's longevity as a police car and taxi. If you can't get laid driving a Crown Vic that says more about you than the car.

I'd drive this car
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My uncle was a judge and was able it piggyback on the cops cruiser buy and bought my aunt a police interceptor edition. It was ugly but a badass performer.

[The Suit]

Let's not forget the Audi Sport Quattro
Years produced: 1983–1984
A friend of mine had one and said it was a money pit. Mind you he loved the car but sold it a year later.

This might be the dumbest post I've ever seen.

[Meadow Skipper]

You're right--it's just a question of picking the right woman.
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Tell us the truth - you swiped right on that, didn't you?

[k2skier112]

No love/hate for the Gremlin?

[Game Over]

My first car was this exact model. '76 Mercury Grand Marquis. My parents bought it for me for $300 or $500 in '95. It would burn thru a quart of oil every 100 or so miles so I had a case of oil in the trunk at all times. It was massive. I think one of the longest production cars ever.

Once I somehow locked the keys in it while it was still running at school and it ran half the day before I could get a ride home to get a spare key.

There was also a family of weird chipmunk like rodents living in it.

[smartyiak]

The first car I owned was a 1985 Ford Tempo in this ugly matte baby blue:


I cannot, however call it the worst car. I bought it for $500 and drove it all over North Carolina for 2yrs until it broke down on the side of the road...I left it there and walked home. It was worth at least the $500 I paid for it!

[schindlerpiste]

Trabant 601 #1, followed closely by AMC Pacer

[MagnificentUnicorn]

My first car was this exact model. '76 Mercury Grand Marquis. My parents bought it for me for $300 or $500 in '95. It would burn thru a quart of oil every 100 or so miles so I had a case of oil in the trunk at all times. It was massive. I think one of the longest production cars ever.

Once I somehow locked the keys in it while it was still running at school and it ran half the day before I could get a ride home to get a spare key.

There was also a family of weird chipmunk like rodents living in it.

My dad had one of those but it was a Lincoln Mk V.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

You're right--it's just a question of picking the right woman.
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Hey, as long as you love her she's beautiful in your eyes.

[BmillsSkier]

No love for the pt cruiser convertible?

Nuke from orbit. Behead the remains, if any.

[BmillsSkier]

You have a nice house OG.

You owe me one keyboard.

[El Chupacabra]

I don't think this is the worst car ever, but it is definitely the worst car I personally owned. My first car -- a hand-me-down -- a 1980 VW Dasher. Looked exactly like this, but blue.



Tan vinyl interior, no A/C. 3-speed automatic, gutless 4-cyl engine = going to Tahoe on I-80 from the bay area was a 40-mph ordeal. Overheated frequently. Had some sort of electrical drain that I never could find, so I disconnected the battery when I left it parked for awhile. OTOH, it didn't get stolen while living in Oakland/ Berkeley, so there's that.

[Timberridge]

Nuke from orbit. Behead the remains, if any.

I think with a lowering kit and some different wheels you'd feel differently.

[PNWbrit]

Let's not forget the Audi Sport Quattro
Years produced: 1983–1984
A friend of mine had one and said it was a money pit. Mind you he loved the car but sold it a year later.

What?

Worst car?


Fuck off.

This might be the dumbest post I've ever seen.

Also HIGHLY unlikely it wasn't an Audi Sport Quattro.

Since those were limited production specials for Homologation in group B rallying.

And if it was he should have kept it... highly collectible now. $$$.

[PNWbrit]

My uncle was a judge and was able it piggyback on the cops cruiser buy and bought my aunt a police interceptor edition. It was ugly but a badass performer.

My wife's uncle was an LAPD Sergeant and for years was an instructor at the Emergency Vehicle Training Unit (EVOC) unit.

I spent a couple of days there with him on one trip to LA. got to thrash around a bunch of their Crown Vics on the various tracks and skidpans.

They are not ..."badass performers"

[BmillsSkier]

I think with a lowering kit and some different wheels you'd feel differently.

You're right. I'm not thinking about it in the proper context.

[skaredshtles]

the DIESEL fuckin CHEVETTE!

I humbly suggest that this thread has been won. This is the shittiest shitbox amongst shitty shitboxes.

I actually had NO idea such a fucking moronic vehicle ever existed.

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[Ted Striker]

The Starsky and Hutch of soft rock.

[iceman]

Well famed automotive journalist Ro McGonegal seems to like that Chevette judging by the review. "51 of the quickest diesel ponies you'll ever feel"' says our man Ro. Ro actually went on to work at Hot Rod Magazine and Motor Trend, a google search reveals, so he must know what's up, right?

[Timberridge]

What?

Worst car?


Fuck off.

Say it with a gif.

[El Chupacabra]

You're right. I'm not thinking about it in the proper context.

I see your PiTy Cruiser and I raise you one Alien chestburster:

[Timberridge]

I see your PiTy Cruiser and I raise you one Alien chestburster:

I'd move over if that was in my mirrors.

[Kenny Satch]

What?

Worst car?


Fuck off.



Also HIGHLY unlikely it wasn't an Audi Sport Quattro.

Since those were limited production specials for Homologation in group B rallying.

And if it was he should have kept it... highly collectible now. $$$.

Don't get all emotional. He had a lemon and the lesser models were even worse as I recall.

Btw I loved and still do love the look of that car.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

The Brit takes his cars VERY seriously.

[iceman]