Pocket bacon: my life as a local, by Benny Profane

[El Chupacabra]

http://www.powder.com/stories/interv...iqeth4reiuc.97

Seriously, is this a thing?

I would not accept meat products from a stranger on a chairlift. But then again, I am not Benny.

[PNWbrit]

From the Article..

Mavis Fitzgerald is a

I have often wondered if Benny's real name might actually be Mavis.

[plugboots]

Ah, now I get it, it was a typo on those BD Mission pants. A bacon pocket.

[highangle]

A bacon pocket.

"...We mistakenly shipped pants designed for the Irish market.... Apologies to all affected."

[BmillsSkier]

Is this the companion novel to his coffee table book:

You should write a book about your travels. Title it "Observations of America By A Miserable Old Fuck in a Subaru"

???

[El Chupacabra]

It's a sequel. Or prequel. Not sure...

Personally, I'll wait for the Lifetime network movie adaptation.

[BmillsSkier]

I think we found Benny in Loveland. Or at least someone who has capitalized on his petty theft idea.

[rideit]

http://www.powder.com/stories/interv...iqeth4reiuc.97


I would not accept meat products from a stranger on a chairlift. .

That’s not what I read in the Deer Valley bathrooms, stall number 3.

[SB]

I luv me sum pork products.

[Timberridge]

Is this the companion novel to his coffee table book:

???

He musta said something I disagreed with that day.

The local German butcher sells landjager. Seems like a much more civilized approach to pocket meats than some greasy bacon.

[BmillsSkier]

I need a local German butcher.

It's Kraut-cuisine season and I could go for some pork knuckle, cabbage, potatoes and beer.

[Timberridge]

There's none in Atlanta area? They may masquerade as Polish butchers.

[Woodsy]

That’s not what I read in the Deer Valley bathrooms, stall number 3.

2nd class...
Stalls at Snowbasin are better as is the graffiti

[stuckathuntermtn]

I think we found Benny in Loveland. Or at least someone who has capitalized on his petty theft idea.

Damn. Is there a matching one for pancakes?

[BmillsSkier]

There's none in Atlanta area? They may masquerade as Polish butchers.

Oh there are, they're just all way outside the Perimeter where I'd have to make a dedicated voyage to go to them. We've got just about every cuisine of the world represented on this 4 lane stretch of road that goes for miles called Buford Highway that Bourdain once came and featured on his show, but the one thing is all the European eateries and such on that strip ceded their space to the southeast asian/latin american/african communities while they ventured farther north. Shit, the N. Georgia mountain town of Helen is like a year-round Oktoberfest, but that's like a 2 hour drive.

I am happy however that the Germanic Society has been putting up a pretty decent Christkindl markt here in town the last couple years that's close by and had loads of to-go meats.

[BmillsSkier]

Boy it's like the internet is really trying to draw out Benny from hiding this week.

[SB]

Where ever one finds a free breakfast buffet there will be Sir Benny.

[PNWbrit]

Where ever one finds a free breakfast buffet there will be Sir Benny.

Bless his heart.

[Conundrum]

He musta said something I disagreed with that day.

The local German butcher sells landjager. Seems like a much more civilized approach to pocket meats than some greasy bacon.

Probably better for the Costco thread but they sell bags on mini landjagers. Good to quite good in a pocket or out.

[BmillsSkier]

Count Super Jules and David Wise among the disciples of Benny.

[m2711c]

That’s the thing about Benny... When he’s right, he is​ right.