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04-18-2017, 08:05 AM #1
Best Skiing Sayings for Life and Business
Hey Maggots,
I'm curating a list of lessons from the ski hill for life and business. You know, metaphors, proverbs, axioms, sayings and the like. I'm hoping you can help me out.
Here are a few to get the juices flowing:
- "Those guys are sure out over their skis a bit."
- "Don't leave good snow to find better snow"
- "Its not the speed that hurts, its the impact."
Thanks in advance!
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04-18-2017, 08:07 AM #2
Naked pics of your sister or fuck off!
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04-18-2017, 08:14 AM #3
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04-18-2017, 08:21 AM #4The JONGiest
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"The mountain always wins"
And, alternatively, "Naked pics of your sister or fuck off!"
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04-18-2017, 08:25 AM #5
"don't shit in the skin track" beck.
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04-18-2017, 08:32 AM #6Good-lookin' wool
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Here, I made this for you.
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04-18-2017, 08:56 AM #7
Don't fuck up.
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04-18-2017, 09:05 AM #8Registered User
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The higher you get the higher you get
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04-18-2017, 09:06 AM #9
Stay High On The Ridges And You'll Never Get Lost.
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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04-18-2017, 09:42 AM #10Rope->Dope
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What are you waiting for?
Send it!
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04-18-2017, 09:49 AM #11Registered User
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You never know, until you go!
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04-18-2017, 10:05 AM #12Registered User
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It can only SUCK!
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04-18-2017, 10:07 AM #13
It's not your line until you're looking up it.
Last edited by GoldMember; 04-18-2017 at 11:11 AM.
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04-18-2017, 10:09 AM #14
French fry when you shoulda pizzaed, you're gonna have a bad time
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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04-18-2017, 10:09 AM #15
Worst day skiing is better than the best day working.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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04-18-2017, 10:26 AM #16
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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04-18-2017, 10:28 AM #17
leave no turn un-stoned
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04-18-2017, 10:31 AM #18
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04-18-2017, 10:54 AM #19
How much fluff could a slush duck sluff if a slush duck could sluff fluff.
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04-18-2017, 10:56 AM #20
Skiing's the easy part.
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04-18-2017, 11:22 AM #21Registered User
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Never call last run.
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04-18-2017, 11:26 AM #22
Switch to the road. Oh, and I'm so much better than you.
“I really lack the words to compliment myself today.” - Alberto Tomba
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04-18-2017, 11:50 AM #23I'm cool with this, as long as you Kirkwood Bro Brah's stay away from Heavenly when 88 closes- TahoeBc
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04-18-2017, 11:53 AM #24
Fuck your turns, don't shit 'em.
Why must I feel like that, why must I chase the cat?
Nuthin' but the dog in me. George Clinton
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04-18-2017, 11:55 AM #25
Hold my beer, I'm gonna send it.
Move upside and let the man go through...
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