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04-18-2017, 08:05 AM #1
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Best Skiing Sayings for Life and Business
Hey Maggots,
I'm curating a list of lessons from the ski hill for life and business. You know, metaphors, proverbs, axioms, sayings and the like. I'm hoping you can help me out.
Here are a few to get the juices flowing:
- "Those guys are sure out over their skis a bit."
- "Don't leave good snow to find better snow"
- "Its not the speed that hurts, its the impact."
Thanks in advance!
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04-18-2017, 08:07 AM #2
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Naked pics of your sister or fuck off!
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04-18-2017, 08:14 AM #3
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Excellent! This is exactly the sage wisdom of the ages I am looking for! I hope to achieve the level of zen-ness that you have one day.
Originally Posted by Sirshredalot
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04-18-2017, 08:21 AM #4
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"The mountain always wins"
And, alternatively, "Naked pics of your sister or fuck off!"
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04-18-2017, 08:25 AM #5
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"don't shit in the skin track" beck.
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04-18-2017, 08:32 AM #6
Good-lookin' wool
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Here, I made this for you.
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04-18-2017, 08:56 AM #7
Me encanta el país alto
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Don't fuck up.
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04-18-2017, 09:05 AM #8
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The higher you get the higher you get
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04-18-2017, 09:06 AM #9
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Stay High On The Ridges And You'll Never Get Lost.
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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04-18-2017, 09:42 AM #10
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What are you waiting for?
Send it!
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04-18-2017, 09:49 AM #11
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You never know, until you go!
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04-18-2017, 10:05 AM #12
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It can only SUCK!
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04-18-2017, 10:07 AM #13
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It's not your line until you're looking up it.
Last edited by GoldMember; 04-18-2017 at 11:11 AM.
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04-18-2017, 10:09 AM #14
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French fry when you shoulda pizzaed, you're gonna have a bad time
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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04-18-2017, 10:09 AM #15
Agent of Tang
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Worst day skiing is better than the best day working.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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04-18-2017, 10:26 AM #16
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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04-18-2017, 10:28 AM #17
snow please
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leave no turn un-stoned
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04-18-2017, 10:31 AM #18
No I'm not an Australian
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wanker. Originally Posted by beck
Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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04-18-2017, 10:54 AM #19
∆ HIT to RESET ∆
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How much fluff could a slush duck sluff if a slush duck could sluff fluff.
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04-18-2017, 10:56 AM #20
we're all confused
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Skiing's the easy part.
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04-18-2017, 11:22 AM #21
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Never call last run.
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04-18-2017, 11:26 AM #22
Safety Inspector
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Switch to the road. Oh, and I'm so much better than you.
“I really lack the words to compliment myself today.” - Alberto Tomba
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04-18-2017, 11:50 AM #23
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Never forget the importance of regular safety meetings. Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
Stay high.
When in doubt air it out.
Go big or go home.
Land or slam.
Short skis suck, long skis tuck.
If it was easy it would be called snowboarding.I'm cool with this, as long as you Kirkwood Bro Brah's stay away from Heavenly when 88 closes- TahoeBc
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04-18-2017, 11:53 AM #24
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Fuck your turns, don't shit 'em.
Why must I feel like that, why must I chase the cat?
Nuthin' but the dog in me. George Clinton
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04-18-2017, 11:55 AM #25
Obstinate Oldskooligan
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Hold my beer, I'm gonna send it.
Move upside and let the man go through...
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