Page 2 of 6 FirstFirst 1 2 3 4 5 6 LastLast
Results 26 to 50 of 150
  1. #26
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    The Cone of Uncertainty
    Posts
    49,493
    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    Serve rabbit hors d'oeuvres ?
    lapin au chocolat

  2. #27
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    The Cone of Uncertainty
    Posts
    49,493
    We may have some stories later on. Sitting here waiting for the slacker crew for the Solly closing day extravaganza. Every minute they delay getting here is kind of a blessing in a way, it's another minute I won't be shattered today. Take your time fellas.

  3. #28
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Before
    Posts
    24,853
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    lapin au chocolat
    Une lagniappe lapin?
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

  4. #29
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    The Cone of Uncertainty
    Posts
    49,493

  5. #30
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Before
    Posts
    24,853
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    We may have some stories later on.
    Well hey, I gave it a shot.

    Yeah, only minor bs that I actively blew by because I wasn't going to ruin my day by dealing with knuckleheads.

    It's better than recounting my merging of poultry and pork products for dinner accentuated by a tasty 2006 Comte Armand Volnay, right?

    Drink a ton of water, the herb is your hangover friend.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

  6. #31
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Before
    Posts
    24,853
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I hung with PhillippeR in Paris last summer at les Deux Magots.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

  7. #32
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    SF & the Ho
    Posts
    6,788
    Any sign of Hemingway there? Dudes been mia for a long time

  8. #33
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Before
    Posts
    24,853
    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Any sign of Hemingway there? Dudes been mia for a long time
    Nope, nor boxing references.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

  9. #34
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    champlain valley
    Posts
    5,322
    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    Cool story bro.




    Mine:

    I was in Arlington National Cemetary, minding my own business, and some dick came out of nowhere and tried to fight me...in jeans.
    with a maul

  10. #35
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    champlain valley
    Posts
    5,322
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Yeah that was a big and well-deserved "fuck you" to Lee, that traitor.
    not a traitor, just on the wrong side of an issue that has plagued our country

    you know our history and what Lincoln stood for... reconciliation

  11. #36
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Big in Japan
    Posts
    49,328
    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    not a traitor, just on the wrong side of an issue that has plagued our country

    you know our history and what Lincoln stood for... reconciliation

    Say what?

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

  12. #37
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    Paradise
    Posts
    4,093
    I made some eggs, now I'm going to poop.
    dirtbag, not a dentist

  13. #38
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    champlain valley
    Posts
    5,322
    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Say what?
    you know nothing, do you actually read?


    from lincoln's second inaugural:
    "with malice toward none, with charity for all."

    let me edumacate you, you jack ass

    With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.

  14. #39
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    truckee
    Posts
    18,792
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    We go to the changing of the guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Odd but impressive.

    There's probably 1000 people watching, and when it ends, there's basically one way out.

    It's a shitshow getting out of there because this guy and his family and their giant stroller with four kids on it are blocking ⅔ of the only path out.

    As we finally get past them, I say, in what I'm pretty sure was a neutral, matter-of-fact tone, "You guys are causing a traffic jam, you should move."
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    About 5 minutes later, this guy pushing a stroller says, "Excuse me Sir". I don't know exactly when I turned into a Sir, but i was okay with it, I turned and asked what's up, and he strted fuknrantn.

    "HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO MOVE WHEN I'M THERE WITH MY DOWNS SYNDROME DAUGHTER?!??!!??"

    I'm like, wut?

    Dude you were in the way of a ton of people. Nobody could get out because of you. Had no idea about your daughter, but whatever, you were in everyone's way.

    Guy's like, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO? which is a valid point, if you're not in everyone's way.

    btw, we're literally like 5 feet from a sign that says something to the effect of "shut up and have some respect, you're on hallowed ground"

    My son steps in. He says, "Whatever happened, there's no need to escalate it." Very reasonable.

    The guy goes, "Yeah well, I'm not gonna not escalate it."

    Which is the quote of the year.

    But this guy was a wifebeater type, his whole family was behind him and din't say a word, you could tell his whole teaparty worldview was being challenged by the fact that I didn't give a fuck and that I would rather kick his ass than apologize.

    He ended up walking away, pushing the stroller, muttering under his breath.
    That's worth starting a fight about? And you feel abused because the guy refused to fight you in a cemetery?
    Where were you in such a hurry to get to? Maybe the slow walk out would have been a good opportunity to think about you just saw--and what the death of that soldier meant to his family who never even learned what had happened to him or where he was buried.

    BTW--maybe everyone knows this, but those guards do the same thing 24/7/365 whether or not anyone is watching. Out of respect.

  15. #40
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Big in Japan
    Posts
    49,328
    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    you know nothing, do you actually read?


    from lincoln's second inaugural:
    "with malice toward none, with charity for all."

    let me edumacate you, you jack ass

    With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.
    I still have no clue as to your fucking point.

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

  16. #41
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    champlain valley
    Posts
    5,322
    no you wouldn't...

    reading is tough

  17. #42
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Big in Japan
    Posts
    49,328
    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    no you wouldn't...

    reading is tough
    Were you in Arlington cemetery recently pushing a handicapped child in a carriage, blocking a crowd?

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

  18. #43
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    champlain valley
    Posts
    5,322
    you are so funny - stay on topic cunt face

  19. #44
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Big in Japan
    Posts
    49,328
    What was that damn topic.....damn.....Lost it....it's around here somewhere.......

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

  20. #45
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    写道
    Posts
    12,973
    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Were you in Arlington cemetery recently pushing a handicapped child in a carriage, blocking a crowd?
    Handicapped? I though the dood claimed his kid was mongoloid.
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

  21. #46
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    champlain valley
    Posts
    5,322
    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    What was that damn topic.....damn.....Lost it....it's around here somewhere.......
    let me help you, slavery was an ill, written in the Constitution, and that Lincoln believed in reconciliation once the wars was won. there was no doubt the north was going to win. the civil war was the accumulation of 250 years of bad decisions by our fore fathers

  22. #47
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    champlain valley
    Posts
    5,322
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Handicapped? I though the dood claimed his kid was mongoloid.
    isn't 'tard the proper usage?

  23. #48
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Big in Japan
    Posts
    49,328
    I thought the topic was cool stories.

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

  24. #49
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    champlain valley
    Posts
    5,322
    not when I bring up the topic of reconciliation, the civil war, and ice calling lee a traitor

    as I said, reading is tough

    let me guess you were in advertising or marketing. we all know you folks are a little slow, but it is nice when you pick up the check

  25. #50
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Big in Japan
    Posts
    49,328
    You should go up there sometime. Awesome view of DC. I would have grabbed it, for, you know, Gettysburg alone. He should be happy he wasn't hung from a makeshift gallows by the slave quarters up there.

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •