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  1. #1
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    tgr challenges, ski-offs, offered beat downs

    i have a hard time keeping track and this thread will help!

    today's first offering comes from the he man woman haters gun club.

    harry challenges skibummer to a shooting competition (and not to knock him up at a reunion! sorry sb43!)

    [quote name="skibummer43" post=4995329]Cool story. It is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

    1moa = ~17.6" at a mile

    A car hood is ~60".

    Im good, i prefer a challenge.[/QUOTE]


    Harry:
    OK, here is a challenge for you. If you post up confirmed video of you shooting a milk jug at 1 mile, 3 shots with at least 2 hits, I will pay you $100.

    The last time you were given this exact same challenge, with multiple mags offering up $100 each, you chickened out and deleted the thread.

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    This thread has potential.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    ill offer $37
    Decisions Decisions

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    Checking in to this soon to be epic off season filler

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    somebody challenge DD to a cooking contest involving beef but no water or microwave.

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    I offer a knee to the torso
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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    List of premier ski-off arenas in each state are needed.

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    Hellbent is still checking the spare.

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    if it is an epic challenge, we could as a collective offer pool financing help for transportation AND we can start a gambling ring. in fact, if like bum fights this takes off, we can monetize the shit out of this with video, live streaming, concessions and paraphernalia.

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    ^^^ TGR Fight Club (TM).

    Let's get United Airlines to spancer it.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    skiBumfights

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    skiBumfights
    yes and i am mad i didnt think of it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    ^^^ TGR Fight Club (TM).

    Let's get United Airlines to spancer it.
    seriously, any group financing of airfare should be mandatory to united bookings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    I offer a knee to the torso
    I'm aiming lower.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    somebody challenge DD to a cooking contest involving beef but no water or microwave.
    You left him a cat food loophole.

    Rookie mistake.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    we want to encourage participation, not scare the kids

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    I can't recall the exact thread but the cross forum throwdown between TGR and newschoolers was hilarious.

    Tall T thread maybe? I remember it involved a pro and the kids didn't like him being insulted.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    if it is an epic challenge, we could as a collective offer pool financing help for transportation AND we can start a gambling ring. in fact, if like bum fights this takes off, we can monetize the shit out of this with video, live streaming, concessions and paraphernalia.
    i forgot tgr owns everything we do

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    "I got a lot of problems with you people!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofro261 View Post
    I'm aiming lower.
    Breaking ankles like Tanner Hall?

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    What are the actual rules to a ski off? Is it a Chinese Downhill? We had one of these at LBD/Cornharvest years ago...for money...and there was an actual winner. It was officially sanctioned by Lemon Boy.

    What other ski offs have happened?

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    Let's add random wagers as well: https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...t=random+wager

    I haven't reread the thread but I recall losing some money on the color of a pantsuit to SSD or some such thing.

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    every challenge will evolve organically. over time we will likely settle on a few efficient templates. the nature of the challenge really depends on the challenger as s/he sets the terms

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    every challenge will evolve organically. over time we will likely settle on a few efficient templates. the nature of the challenge really depends on the challenger as s/he sets the terms
    The rules should contain a switch to the road requirement
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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