2017 Darwin Awards

[Gcooker]

Something about people doing stupid shit and getting hurt/killed is oddly hilarious. Page 10 of this thread was pretty amazing.

[babybear]

i guess lord darwin refused a soul unfortunately

http://www.krtv.com/story/38792099/p...nal-park-video

I hate that person. Is he in socks? and drunk? why didn't that bison just do us all a favor and off that guy

HOLY SHIT - THERE'S A PHOTO OF THE DEED!!

I mean dead.

omg I can't unsee that now

[wyeaster]

2000 flushes blue and he'd still be alive

[neckdeep]

I hate that person. Is he in socks? and drunk?

Yes. His multi-park reign of terror has ended.

July 28. Raymond Reinke, 55, of Pendleton, OR, is arrested in GTNP for drunk and disorderly, spends night in Jackson jail. Released on bond

July 31. Reinke cited for failure to wear seatbelts in YNP. According to citing ranger, Reinke was intoxicated and argumentative during the traffic stop. Reinke had his bison encounter shortly after the stop. Reinke was later found at Mammoth Hot springs, cited for harrassing the bison and released again pending trial.

Aug. 2. Rangers respond to guest complaints of drunk and disorderly behavior at the Many Glacier hotel dining room in Glacier NP and find Reinke causing the fracas. Reinke is taken into custody, his bond revoked and he now currently resides in the Yellowstone jail.

[Flounder]

Well here's a complete winner, seems to meet all qualifications for an award.

https://nypost.com/2018/08/07/man-dr...r-the-longest/

[PB]

Double winner!!

[Harry]

Not quite a Darwin Award, but close.

https://m.dw.com/en/american-tourist...ort/a-44611194

[Vt-Freeheel]

Saw this earlier

www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/berlin-wildfire-blaze

[Vt-Freeheel]

A pair here abcnews.go.com selfie


What's the over/under on Florence shelter in place deaths?

[evdog]

Jon James McMurray was killed on Saturday (Oct. 20) when he fell to his death in British Columbia while filming a video in which he was walking on the wing of a plane while rapping

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news...cid=spartandhp

[evdog]

A Utah man who allowed bats in his home and to land on his hands has died in what is the state’s first recorded rabies death in more than 70 years.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/med...cid=spartandhp

[PB]

Fuck with the bat, get the rabies.

[frorider]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news...cid=spartandhp

Canadian rapper Jon James McMurray

Two words in and I already knew he was a lost cause

[babybear]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/med...cid=spartandhp

i liked the visuals of how they described that they would land on his hand like he was some goth snow white though
but letting them walk on you at night?! those are some tolerant people

[BCMtnHound]

Sounds like they went batshit crazy.

[plugboots]

i liked the visuals of how they described that they would land on his hand like he was some goth snow white though
but letting them walk on you at night?! those are some tolerant people

“The only favor that I ask of everyone, is that you take the time to tell those that you love how much they mean to you,”

Too bafd she didn't add: "And make sure you have been vaccinated against rabies."

[Vt-Freeheel]

[muted]

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article...?ref=bfnsplash

“We all watched them play with the size of their balls for years and didn’t say anything, so we’re probably all complicit to some level and we should all be ashamed.”

[PB]

I can't decide if we're worth saving or eliminating as a species because of our weirdness.

[babybear]

it's funny I was thinking today that I'm pretty sure I learned about the Darwin Awards from Powder magazine yrs ago

it was a pic on the last pg/ light and dry where a snowboarder was sitting under a HUDGE overhanging cornice and I *believe* the quote was something like "lucky for her Darwin took the day off"
anyone else recall that?

[John_B]

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article...?ref=bfnsplash

“We all watched them play with the size of their balls for years and didn’t say anything, so we’re probably all complicit to some level and we should all be ashamed.”

That is the weirdest fucking thing I've read on the internet is some time. Somehow I made it to 30 without realizing people injected their balls with silicone. Yet somehow I'm not surprised.

[babybear]

That is the weirdest fucking thing I've read on the internet is some time. Somehow I made it to 30 without realizing people injected their balls with silicone. Yet somehow I'm not surprised.

botoxed balls made popular by chapelle long ago.

"These old balls" lolol

[char_]

This guy has to be pretty high in the list.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-i...-idUSKCN1NQ0QT

[Vt-Freeheel]

And a douche bag as well. ^^^

[AdironRider]

And a douche bag as well. ^^^

Craziest part to me is the guy tried once, got shot at with arrows and chased off, then tried again the next day?

I mean most of the Darwin awards don't give them a second chance to perfect the stupidity, he's got to win this year right?