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Thread: Would you eat it?
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03-22-2017, 07:35 PM #51
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03-22-2017, 07:39 PM #52I still call it The Jake.
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03-22-2017, 09:14 PM #53
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03-22-2017, 09:39 PM #54
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For some reason I was hoping for a more exciting report.
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03-22-2017, 09:40 PM #55
Don't sleep naked tonight gents. Nothing like a fart in the middle of the night to stain your sheets.
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03-22-2017, 10:29 PM #56
I feel like I really got to know you guys today.
Who knew a year old hot dogs can bring.
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03-22-2017, 10:57 PM #57
shoulda had a box of Cheez-its as a side.
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03-22-2017, 11:03 PM #58
I've been around a very long time, and I think I remember a real hot dog thread, but maybe not.
Substitute hot dog for anything, but damn, I have a good memory, and we should have one.
Let's make this one that!Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
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03-22-2017, 11:34 PM #59
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03-23-2017, 07:32 AM #60
Huh, Benny does the same thing with pilfered breakfast sausages.
Me too. I really thought this was rolling the dice. Completely normal and on schedule this morning.
Give em up for lent every year as a favor to my heart. Tournament time could be a two box a game habit easy.I still call it The Jake.
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03-23-2017, 08:51 AM #61
we will need the 3 week report as well.
I see hydraulic turtles.
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03-23-2017, 08:52 AM #62
Well, I'm not wearing my corset and garters to bed! Too confining!
UPDATE: This morning's skid marks were no worse than usual. Today's breakfast was a Cheerio / Raisin Bran melange in milk, accompanied by black coffee. Today's lunch is going to consist of dust on crust skiing on lightweight XCD gear. So I'm mostly going to be eating shit.
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03-23-2017, 02:40 PM #63
Well I did not eat any year old hot dogs yesterday but apparently I ate something that my body was unhappy with. After dinner last night I could tell that my stomach was still holding onto everything since lunchtime. My stomach felt bloated and just for the hell of it I weighed myself before going to bed. 186lbs
10:00pm - Fell asleep but was uncomfortable.
1:00am - I rolled onto my side and felt my stomach begin to revolt.
I rushed to the bathroom and puked up a large amount of liquid that was in my stomach. I could tell there was more in there but it decided to stay put. I went back to bed.
2:30am - Still sleeping uncomfortably, I again roll over and feel my stomach begin to push. I run to the bathroom again and puke out all mid-density stomach contents (veggies, breads, etc). Go back to bed.
4:00am - Final round. I run in a wretch the heaviest contents of my stomach (steak, etc). This was a epic power puke creating splash-back all over the place. After completing the purge I sat on the floor for a bit to catch my breath. I now could tell my stomach was clear and I felt my better. I brush my teeth for the fourth time that night and went back to bed.
I had to take the morning off from work to re-hydrate and sleep a couple of extra hours and let my body recover. My lower back is still sore from the strain it took to complete the regurgitation. I weighed myself this morning and I was at 180lbs. About 3 lbs below my normal weight. That means I puked out 6 lbs of stomach contents.
I'm glad the petrified hot dog eaters remained healthy. I would only wish that kind of pukage on my worst enemy.Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
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03-23-2017, 05:53 PM #64
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03-23-2017, 07:27 PM #65
Koodos to you guys with the iron stomachs. I still kinda have mine. Literally could not tell you the last time I had food poisoning or a "24hr flu."
I feel like "a la Pio" would be anything severed upside down.
Also, somewhat on topic: Pioing it should mean entering a competition of some kind you have a snowball's chance in hell of winning, but giving it your best(ish). Example: "I'm going to Pio the Ratpod this year" or "I'm going to do the Ratpod." "you? you don't even own a bike" "I guess I could always Pio it"
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03-23-2017, 07:29 PM #66
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04-04-2017, 12:10 PM #67
Just ate some salami that had a sell by date of 3/13. I think Imma be ok, but if I stop posting, send help immediately. Or at least toilet paper.
Aw, who am I kidding, I'd still post from the bathroom."fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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04-04-2017, 12:13 PM #68
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04-04-2017, 01:15 PM #69
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04-04-2017, 01:42 PM #70
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04-04-2017, 03:27 PM #71
Of course the Hebrew Nationals were safe to eat. The Chosen Ones wouldn't put their name on some substandard meat tubes.
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04-04-2017, 08:23 PM #72
Not that long ago after an attempt to drink with my buddies like we were still in dentistry school I walked out of our old bar to sunlight and severe shame. I had an hour or three to grab some shuteye before having to get behind the wheel and drive 6 hours.
I was convinced I'd be ok since I had about a gallon of hotel coffee and a full bottle of store brand ibuprofen.
I took 4 right off the bat and hit the road. The pounding inside my head was unbearable. I pulled over and took two more. An hour later; no different. Searing pain.
Now I'm not one to speedball otc pain meds so before downing a couple more i looked at the bottle. Best by May 2014.
What the fuck!?! I yelled out to no one in particular at the rest stop parking lot, yet several people did suddenly change course away from my car. Where the hell did I even get these?
I pulled into the next gas station and had to buy 8 ibuprofen, 2 at a time in those shitty little travel packs.
Fuck that was an awful day.I still call it The Jake.
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04-04-2017, 09:12 PM #73
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I used to have a bottle of those canadian codeine/caffein/ibuprofen pills for emergencies, a few of those and a big bottle of Pedialyte will fix up most imbibing-related problems. Somebody Canadian on the board sent them to me, fuck if I can remember who it was though.
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04-05-2017, 02:59 AM #74
(Slight thread drift, unless it was food born). A bachelor party I once attended included several medical residents. At some point in the early hours of the following day, several Dr/patients were administered iv's to diminish the effects of excess irish whisky and few too many draws from a clay jug originating from some hollow in kentucky. The groom received extra special treatment and was injected with anti nauseants. I'm unable to disclose any further information.
Scientists now have decisive molecular evidence that humans and chimpanzees once had a common momma and that this lineage had previously split from monkeys.
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04-05-2017, 04:41 AM #75
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