Would you eat it?

[snoqpass]

Wait until your butthole goes all Fukushima on you

[nutmegchoi]

Afternoon might get messy.
Good luck!

[Peruvian]

That's just a "best buy" date. Ask any of the newly minted food waste patrol.

[mcski]

Best for who?

[NW_SKIER]

Early reports:

The Hebrew Nationals smelled exactly as they should - like glorious nitrate tubes that aren't 5 months past their boil-by-date. No slime either. Grilled up nicely and put down two just to make it official.

I'll update as the afternoon presses on.

For ease of future posting, here you go...

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...-shit-my-pants

[mcski]

I found some bounty in the back of my fridge as well, so I'm in on today's hotdog lottery of death and/or diarrhea. I think I'm going microwave on them though cause that's the kind of lazy hotdogs deserve and I want to make sure there's pictures.

[stompinlines]

Youll be spray farting by bed time.

[johnnyg82]

Yeah, if they pass the sniff test, you'll be fine, I've done it a lot. I'm craving hot dogs again.

[BmillsSkier]

3:20

Also quiet on the southern front.

Minor digestion noises.

No spray farts.

Moderately sleepy.

[El Chupacabra]

[Pegleg]

Early reports:

The Hebrew Nationals smelled exactly as they should - like glorious nitrate tubes that aren't 5 months past their boil-by-date. No slime either. Grilled up nicely and put down two just to make it official.

I'll update as the afternoon presses on.

This... this right here is what the internet is for. Godspeed, sir.

[TNKen]

Bad enough for the FDA to have a warning page.

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/wcm/co...df?MOD=AJPERES

[hutash]

I wouldn't worry about food poisoning, what I would worry about is that you can eat year old meat and not get sick...it's just not natural.

[abraham]

Bad enough for the FDA to have a warning page.

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/wcm/co...df?MOD=AJPERES

Damn, up to three weeks to know lost this challenge?

Nwskier did you guys a favor with the link. You might also want the ripe old Work Bathrooms = Slayed thread:
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=56027

[Sirshredalot]

Bad enough for the FDA to have a warning page.

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/wcm/co...df?MOD=AJPERES

My homegirl writes that stuff for USDA! Thanks for giving her the clicks. I will call her directly in case we are causing an outbreak of diarrhea.

Update:
Hot dog consumed. Smelled okay. I fired up the grill for it, because I'm a classy fella.

[nutmegchoi]

I wouldn't worry about food poisoning, what I would worry about is that you can eat year old meat and not get sick...it's just not natural.

That is so true.
At this point, my body probably won't even decompose.

[BmillsSkier]

5:47

Nothing brewing.

Starting to think about dinner.

No grey steaks in the freezer to boil, and it sure isn't an Arby's kind of night.

In the name of science I feel like I should not introduce any more meats into the system to keep the experiment pure, but beef sure is sounding good.

[iceman]

Well the Hebrew National was technically beef so I vote pork. Go get some ribs. and some beans.

[BmillsSkier]

Well the Hebrew National was technically beef so I vote pork. Go get some ribs. and some beans.

That sounds like throwing gas on a fire.

I'll think about it.

[iceman]

That sounds like throwing gas on a fire.

I'll think about it.

Pussy.







I mean, eat some.

[Sirshredalot]

Update:

Dinner consisted of grilled pork chop, roasted sweet potato, and asparagus. Should my hot dog lunch decide it needs a high-velocity exit, it will have company.

[BmillsSkier]

Pussy.







I mean, eat some.

I'll gauge the wife's interest after dinner. She's aware I ate a couple nearly year old hot dogs for lunch so I don't think I'm currently being held in the highest regards.

Update:

Dinner consisted of grilled pork chop, roasted sweet potato, and asparagus. Should my hot dog lunch decide it needs a high-velocity exit, it will have company.

Pork! It's what's for dinner. Pork ribs, roast and sourkraut and a Pilsner Urquell on this end of the table. Like you, if this gets messy, it's gonna be really bad.
Long distance e-high-five! We made it! (Fingers crossed)

[Timberridge]

I would have put two all beef patties
special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions
on a sesame seed bun atop those hot dogs.

If instead of the hot dogs you use McRibs, and then flip it over, you have "the Pio"

[mcski]

No developments, film or otherwise from the microwaved dogs other than a solid food induced nap.

[Gcooker]

Great thread, you two should turn this into a PSA, old hot dogs are just fine!!