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  1. 02-09-2017, 01:22 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by nickwm21 View Post
    If someone actually wore a belt and suspenders, they would look like an idiot. Because, you know, the belt makes the suspenders unnecessary....
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I'm gonna call Alanis Morrisette and see if that's ironic
    I've always thought that song should be called "Inconvenient".
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    Anytime any talking head or coach says "The National Football League".

    i.e.: John Gruden on anything, "that guy is a heck of a player in the National Football League."

    No shit asshole, I didn't realize we weren't watching the National Football League - all the NFL logos and acronyms everywhere were pretty confusing.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    it's sophisticated jockspeak for "uhhhhhh"
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    There are some really good one's here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RShea View Post
    RAM Memory... or HD Drive
    Hard disc drive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by goldengatestinx View Post
    Hard disc drive?
    No. Remember floppy discs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    No. Remember floppy discs?
    Yeah, it's what we used to start up AOL before they started providing those handy CD ROMs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Anytime any talking head or coach says "The National Football League".

    i.e.: John Gruden on anything, "that guy is a heck of a player in the National Football League."

    No shit asshole, I didn't realize we weren't watching the National Football League - all the NFL logos and acronyms everywhere were pretty confusing.
    They also do this in golf: "nice golf shot."
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    "a total and complete shutdown of Muslims* entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Quiver of one.
    Oxymorons are not redundant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    Oxymorons are not redundant.
    ostensibly inherently contradictory oxymorons are
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    Oxymorons are not redundant.
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    A dive bar and a dive are not the same thing. A dive bar looks like a dive but on closer inspection is frequented by hipsters. A dive is frequented by old drunks during the day and blue collar workers after work.
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    Really? I thought for sure this one would be here:

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