Meanwhile in Florida...

[Jong Lafitte]

Florida man wears werewolf mask, tortures baby:

https://www.theblaze.com/news/2019/0...rture-baby/amp

I mean, holy WTF?!?

[Vt-Freeheel]

This ^^ Belongs in the POS humans thread.

[splat]

[Ripzalot]

Fuck i know four people on the list.
/notproud

https://www.waltonsun.com/photogalle...502009988/PH/1

None for me. I'm sure I only have 1 or 2 degrees of separation if I asked around. Don't really want to find out though!

That Florida Man video is mesmerizing. Really gives you a feel for street life in FL.


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[JongDoe]

Florida man wears werewolf mask, tortures baby:

https://www.theblaze.com/news/2019/0...rture-baby/amp

I mean, holy WTF?!?

Dude should be kidnapped from custody and systematically tortured for a ling time. In other words "have some hard hitting n%*#*(%#s work over Holmes here with pliers and a blow torch."

[ncskier]

I've come to the conclusion Florida is less a place and more a state of mind. Sure there are suburbs in Orlando, Tampa, Jacksonville etc. plus affluent areas with lots of money. However, i swear, having just come back from working in Miami last week, every piece of white trash floods into the state for the allure of "easy living" and good times. NY, NJ, CT and MA should thank florida for taking all that trash in from those states.

[Jong Lafitte]

Yeah, they move in next door and come over and say “wheeze better than you, y’all live next door to some Floridians.”

[KQ]

Florida Woman Whips Baby Gator Out Of Her Yoga Pants As Traffic Stop Gets Weird

[Jong Lafitte]

^^ violating bag limits? WTF? Guaranteed they didn't have a fucking permit for that Gator and all they got was a bag limit violation? fuck that.

Geesh, my late Grandpa would get some Gator tags from his petroleum industry employer in Louisiana to take some from the employer's lands. Holy shit, you talk about good eating.

Of course, they have to grow up first. Taking a baby alligator. Fucking lame.

FWIW, even though it may seem there are lots of gators in FL there is still a tag lottery.

[riser4]

^^ violating bag limits? WTF? Guaranteed they didn't have a fucking permit for that Gator and all they got was a bag limit violation? fuck that.

Geesh, my late Grandpa would get some Gator tags from his petroleum industry employer in Louisiana to take some from the employer's lands. Holy shit, you talk about good eating.

Of course, they have to grow up first. Taking a baby alligator. Fucking lame.

FWIW, even though it may seem there are lots of gators in FL there is still a tag lottery.

They should encourage hunting of the non-indigenous snake population and give the Gators a chance.

[PB]

They should encourage hunting of the non-indigenous people population and give the Gators a chance.

FIFY.

[k2skier112]

I've heard of some chicks having a snapping turtle in their pants, but a chomping gator!!?? Only in FL, (or MS, AL, LA, GA...)

[Jong Lafitte]

They should encourage hunting of the non-indigenous snake population and give the Gators a chance.

My understanding is that they do encourage it. My buddy won this guided hunt with some kind of python hunting guru, he said it was pretty serious business. @pythoncowboy on instagram if ya interestecdf.

[Vt-Freeheel]

florida-man-coming

[KenJongIll]

Fuck i know four people on the list.
/notproud

https://www.waltonsun.com/photogalle...502009988/PH/1

Look at the bright side....it’s only 4%. Doesn’t sound like a large number...lulz

[KenJongIll]

That was incredible!

Too many of those gems failed to understand the concept of "mug" shot.

No shit.
Never seen so many smiling faces. Maybe they broke the golden rule. Never get high on your own supply.

[KenJongIll]

I've come to the conclusion Florida is less a place and more a state of mind. Sure there are suburbs in Orlando, Tampa, Jacksonville etc. plus affluent areas with lots of money. However, i swear, having just come back from working in Miami last week, every piece of white trash floods into the state for the allure of "easy living" and good times. NY, NJ, CT and MA should thank florida for taking all that trash in from those states.

Let’s just hope the weird ones don’t start doing the “half back” thing that a lot of the other east coast Yankees do, settling in NC.

I think they are happy in their new habitat down there,

[happytimefunbox]

There is validity to your concerns. So many NE bluehairs and scallywags moved in jacked the prices up and took the quality of life down its been pushing the locals north. My parentals retired to the blueridge and I spent loads of time knocking around those hills. Got a lot of friends (that didnt get into pills) that moved near Charlotte or Raliegh. The pill heads are either dead dieing or stealing anything not bolted down.

[adrenalated]

Florida man insists playing basketball naked enhances his skillz

https://nypost.com/2019/05/14/florid...hances-skills/

[happytimefunbox]

Florida!

[scrambledbacon]

^^^I laffed

[Ripzalot]

Sounds like a fun date!

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[Jong Lafitte]

^^ crazy but the mug shot looks like a clickbait stock photo. not sure you'd wanna date the real perp. Later apprehended in GA?

[happytimefunbox]

^^ crazy but the mug shot looks like a clickbait stock photo. not sure you'd wanna date the real perp. Later apprehended in GA?

GA? Shit son thats just North Florida...

[KQ]

Sounds like a fun date!

Now THAT'S how you shop at Wal-mart. Going there today myself.... looks like I've got some pre-functioning to do.