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  1. #201
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Now THAT'S how you shop at Wal-mart. Going there today myself.... looks like I've got some pre-functioning to do.
    #walmartgoals
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    Meanwhile in Indian River County good ol Florida Man gets one up on the Sheriff!

    I fucking love this guy!! He would fit in well around here...

    https://youtu.be/h6MFLMWKO0w
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  3. #203
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    He could pass for light skinned African.

    He better drive totally sober and at the speed limit from now on.

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

  4. #204
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  5. #205
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    I knew people that worked at disney and they would get my crew in for free. We would take mescaline or fry and giggle for hours and hours.
    Bunny Don't Surf

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    Just traveling to FLA ain't safe. It changes you man...and woman too.
    - Florida authorities say a Louisiana woman beat her wife with a bedpost, apparently upset her spouse put their marijuana through a washing machine.
    https://www.local10.com/news/florida...a-deputies-say

  7. #207
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFugitive View Post
    GA? Shit son thats just North Florida...
    Yeah, no. There’s a wall now.

    And they only open the gate for the UGA-UF game and hot Jersey babes heading to Orlando.
    I still call it The Jake.

  8. #208
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  9. #209
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    He doesn’t look too upset.

  10. #210
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    Boat captain arrested for allegedly threatening, holding passengers hostage during fishing trip

    https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoo...ostage-fishing

    Captain Mark Bailey, 36, was hired by Carlo Lopeparo, 35, for a day-long fishing excursion in Sarasota on Sunday. Lopeparo paid $2,000 for the trip and brought his friends and family, the Herald-Tribune reported.

    According to the Herald-Tribune, the son of one of the passengers, Jason Rialmo Jr., 15, went to get a beer for his uncle, Lopeparo, from the captain’s pail on the second deck of the small charter boat. Bailey allegedly told the teen to put it back but Rialmo Jr. thought he was joking and brought the beverage down to the group. Bailey reportedly followed Rialmo Jr. and grabbed him by the necklace, which broke.

    Lopeparo then reportedly got into an argument with the captain and began “yelling and screaming” before other passengers intervened.

    The passengers tried to get the captain to return to shore around 2:45 p.m., but Bailey continued to steer the boat another 10 to 15 miles out. According to the passengers’ police reports, Bailey was drinking beer and rum during the trip. One passenger claimed to have seen the captain snorting cocaine and another alleged he was smoking a joint.

    At one point on the trip, Bailey allegedly called Christopher Giuffre Jr., 23, up to the second deck and threatened him by saying, “I have a 9 mm and if I want, I will put a bullet in each of your heads and leave you out here,” the Herald-Tribune reported.
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    duct tape that stupid fck and head for shore to make a police report at the slip.
    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

  12. #212
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    Boat captain arrested for allegedly threatening, holding passengers hostage during fishing trip

    https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoo...ostage-fishing
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    Maybe she's from London?
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Maybe she's from London?
    Maybe but the Tampa St Pete area is a Florida as Fl gets
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  16. #216
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    With my hometown a very close second

    Titusville Man Arrested After Masturbating In Front of Customer At Fitness Gym
    https://spacecoastdaily.com/2019/06/...t-fitness-gym/
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  17. #217
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    “Alcohol May have played a role in her arrest”
    Looks more like meth
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  19. #219
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFugitive View Post
    Maybe but the Tampa St Pete area is a Florida as Fl gets
    Living in Bradenton Beach one winter when I was 18 was an interesting experience. It was the nursery where snowbirds went to learn how to be good Florida Mans and Womans. Thanks but no thanks. Holy fuck. I wonder how many of the people I met in my age range are still alive.

  20. #220
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    StokePimpin' ain't easy

  21. #221
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    Honest officer, that white powder on my nose is not mine.

    https://rare.us/rare-humor/florida-man-cocaine-on-nose/
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

  22. #222
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    A Florida woman was arrested last week on allegations that she squeezed her boyfriend’s testicles until they bled, police said.

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    The report said the woman — identified as 21-year-old Katie Lee Pitchford — had become “enraged” during an argument.
    An arrest affidavit, cited by the Miami Herald, said the man’s face was bloodied and had visible bruising. The man reportedly told officers that Pitchford had grabbed him “by his b—s and squeezed them until they bled.”
    Pitchford was arrested for battery and accused of violating her probation, the Sun-Sentinel reported.
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    https://nypost.com/2019/06/11/florid...hey-bled-cops/
    keywords: enraged, squeezed balls bled, battery, violating probation
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    A Florida woman was arrested last week on allegations that she squeezed her boyfriend’s testicles until they bled, police said.

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    https://nypost.com/2019/06/11/florid...hey-bled-cops/
    keywords: enraged, squeezed balls bled, battery, violating probation
    Plus aggravated eyebrows....
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime

  24. #224
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    She got the look of crazy
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    Kinda gives off that "touch me, get cut" vibe...
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