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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    The Oklahoma law is gonna get you, Amos.

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    Floida man will cut your dick off!

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    GILCHRIST COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man is accused of breaking into the home of his wife's lover, tying him up and then cutting off his penis with a pair of scissors.

    The Gilchrist County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call of a “stabbing/cutting” at a mobile home on Sunday. As deputies were on their way to the mobile home, a male caller told dispatchers that an armed man, later identified as his 49-year-old neighbor Alex Bonilla, broke into his home and cut off his penis.
    Upon arrival, the male caller told deputies on scene that Bonilla came over to his home and threatened to kill the man if he resisted. The man told deputies Bonilla then took him to the man’s bedroom, tied him up and then forcefully cut the man’s penis with a pair of scissors.
    The man, whose penis got cut off, told deputies that Bonilla fled the scene with the man’s severed penis in his possession.
    According to the arrest report, Bonilla “was found to have caught the victim and the [Bonilla’s] wife during sexual intercourse” back in May.
    Deputies found and arrested Bonilla a couple hours after responding to the original call.
    Bonilla is facing multiple felony charges including burglary, kidnapping – false imprisonment and aggravated assault.
    The victim remains in hospital, deputies said.
    Officials did not specify what happened to the victim's penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFugitive View Post
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Excellent intuitive association jump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Haha, her name is Vegina.
    You can't make that up.
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    anybody see "florida girl" get tossed by the bison in yellowstone? i laughed
    what's orange and looks good on hippies?

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    If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.

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    I suppose ............ probably a good thing he wasn't from Texas or Alaska

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    Figure he’ll get it colored in?

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    Floridians and hurricanes

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    Non-Freeride Systems jacket = FAIL.


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    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Man, Florida is fucked.

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    most of the way though this book Gulf: The making of an American Sea which I've been enjoying and is especially interesting w/ hurricanes upon us
    I feel like it reveals a lot of the Florida/ TX/ Gulf area culture -which was enlightening to me, a landlocked northern mountain person
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    I feel like it reveals a lot of the Florida/ TX/ Gulf area culture -which was enlightening to me, a landlocked northern mountain person
    Or you can check out DeepSouthMafia's thread on the culture known as "Salt Life". Like most DeepSouthMafia threads, it has tons of fascinating information.

    “Salt Life.”

    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...d.php?t=328979


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    Meanwhile in Florida...

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    Or you can check out DeepSouthMafia's thread on
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    You have to remember that Florida is essentially only a hundred years old, with most of the buildup post WW2. There was nothing really there before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Or you can check out DeepSouthMafia's thread on the culture known as "Salt Life". Like most DeepSouthMafia threads, it has tons of fascinating information.

    “Salt Life.”

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    Don't tell me that tool is from here. Figures.
    Don't believe the hype. This will be a wind and rain event for most of us, except the unlucky that take the direct hit.

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    Like Homestead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    You have to remember that Florida is essentially only a hundred years old, with most of the buildup post WW2. There was nothing really there before.

    Hmm, interesting that the country's oldest city, St Augustine, is here though.

    It is true- post WWII saw the majority of development, since most of the GI's trained here, survived the war, and said fuck it, I want to live in the sun. But, there have been people here for a very long time. Tampa was founded in 1849, and Miami about 50 years later. We are about the same age as Utah and most of the West as far as development goes. Similar history of kicking the indians out as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    most of the way though this book Gulf: The making of an American Sea which I've been enjoying and is especially interesting w/ hurricanes upon us
    I feel like it reveals a lot of the Florida/ TX/ Gulf area culture -which was enlightening to me, a landlocked northern mountain person
    I'm going to check out this book. I lived in Mobile, AL for a while and have friends on the Emerald coast of FL. I get it but it's different for sure, even as a native southerner. Thank God I moved to Colorado in '89!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Like Homestead.
    Another Andrew could never happen here. You have no idea how far the building codes have gone since Andrew. The newest codes easily add $20,000 to the cost of building new here.

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    The trains then air conditioning. Before that it was a fetid swamp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warthog View Post
    Another Andrew could never happen here. You have no idea how far the building codes have gone since Andrew. The newest codes easily add $20,000 to the cost of building new here.
    But, how many buildings are new? And, then there's that "manufactured homes" issue. Lots of them. Major part of post WW2 "culture".

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