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  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8...da-beach-vgtrn
    A Drunk Guy Livestreamed His Police Chase on a Florida Beach
    Now that is just great. bruh

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    A DRUG dealer was arrested when he allegedly called police after believing his cocaine had been stolen from his car.

    The Mail Online reports that David Blackmon, 32, of Florida called the police on Sunday morning saying he had cocaine and cash taken from his car.
    Blackmon even reportedly identified himself as a drug dealer and said that $US50 and a quarter ounce of cocaine had been taken from his car.

    But when police arrived they found the drugs by the driverís door, where Blackmon said he last had it, along with a crack pipe.
    Blackmon was arrested when he refused to follow police commands.
    He is charged with possession of cocaine, resisting arrest without violence, and possession of drug paraphernalia.


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    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    Would it surprise you guys if I told you, I'm a Floridian?
    Born in Winter Park. Folks live in Naples.
    Whoop-Whoop
    Do you always hit the Early Bird Special?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Hey, I'm walking around with a large concealed weapon at all times. Semi auto.
    full auto from what I've been told

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    And, she was walking a little bow legged when she mentioned that?

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    After, we die

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    Here'a nice little compilation that made me lol of some of the best headlines from Florida Man this last day of 2017

    https://www.someecards.com/news/news...headlines-2017
    skid luxury

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    Once upon a time a job brought me to Florida. Ended up quitting and working as a firefighter/medic for 7 years in Pasco County. While itís a fucked up state that county leaned heavily towards the inbred whiskey tango population. Theyíre frequently featured on Live PD now. I saw enough weird fucked up things to last me a lifetime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    Here'a nice little compilation that made me lol of some of the best headlines from Florida Man this last day of 2017

    https://www.someecards.com/news/news...headlines-2017
    Police: Florida man wrecks liquor shop, blames "hookah-smoking caterpillar"

    Thats awesome

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    Man Rigs Door in Attempt to Electrocute Wife

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    In a weather irony, tens of people from Colo flock to FLA when it snows in the panhandle.
    watch out for snakes

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    is there a thread for finding cheap flights to Miami ?
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.

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    http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/explodi...port-1.4666319


    Exploding vape pen killed Florida man, autopsy report says

    Blast sent fragments into the man's cranium and started a fire that burned 80% of his body.

    According to an autopsy report released Tuesday, an exploding vape pen was responsible for the death of Tallmadge D'Elia, 38, in St. Petersburg, Fla., earlier this month.†(Nam Y. Huh/Associated Press)

    An exploding vape pen hurled fragments into a Florida man's head, killing him and starting a fire that burned most of his body, an autopsy report said.

    The Pinellas-Pasco medical examiner's autopsy report released Tuesday confirms the vape pen was responsible for the May 5 death of Tallmadge D'Elia, 38, in St. Petersburg.

    Such accidents aren't unheard of: According to a U.S. Fire Administration report, at least 195 electronic cigarettes exploded or caught fire from 2009 to 2016, and while no deaths were recorded in that time, the explosions caused 133 injuries, 38 of them severe.

    'Projectile wound' to the head

    Firefighters found D'Elia inside his burning home, the Tampa Bay Times reported. Officials found "extensive" fire damage in D'Elia's bedroom, where his body was found, but minimal smoke, the report said.

    The explosion sent two pieces of the vape pen into†D'Elia's cranium, the autopsy found. The report listed the cause of death as "projectile wound of the head." He also suffered burns on about 80 per cent of his body. The death was ruled an accident.

    The vape was manufactured by the Philippines-based Smok-E Mountain. A company representative told WFTS news that its devices do not explode. The representative said it was likely an atomizer ó the part a person inserts into their mouth ó or a battery.

    The representative said the company has†had problems with other companies cloning its batteries, which makes them less safe. The company wanted to see photos of the device that was used by D'Elia.

    The Food and Drug Administration has said it's not clear what causes some vape pens to explode, but it could stem from battery-related issues.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Video Shows Florida Teacher Allegedly Drowning Two Raccoons in Science Class

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    I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8...da-beach-vgtrn
    A Drunk Guy Livestreamed His Police Chase on a Florida Beach
    disappointing there's no video in the link I must say

    edit: iceman quotes year-old posts in jeans

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    Meanwhile in Florida...

    I thought you quoted the raccoon post. Was like damn, maybe that maul incident wasnít isolated!

    Funny how they did include the video in the raccoon story though. Everyone needs to see raccoons drowning after all.

    If nothing else he should be fired for being dumb enough to think he could drown 2 mammals in front of high school students and not get disciplined. How dumb are you?

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    Well ..... in my former profession one of my faculty researchers tenants demonstrated respiration in fish to his undergraduate physiology class by turning off the water in their flow through system, monitoring falling dissolve O2, until approximately 150 fish started rolling belly up. And he wasn't a Floridian. Besides, raccoons are vermin.

    No video, sorry.

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    This thread needs this movie. Featuring my old stomping grounds of Titusville (Detroit of the South), Cocoa, Cocoa Beach and East Orlando. Fascinating in a slow mo car wreck kinda way.

    I swear I know some of these people...

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    Pretty sure thatís dd
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Nothing here about the vaping douche who's vape pen killed him?
    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/explodi...ay-2018-05-16/
    dope plumes, bra
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    You're the third or fourth to bring it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFugitive View Post
    This thread needs this movie. Featuring my old stomping grounds of Titusville (Detroit of the South), Cocoa, Cocoa Beach and East Orlando. Fascinating in a slow mo car wreck kinda way.

    I swear I know some of these people...

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    I like Florida.

    Gulf Coast, Sarasota, Venice areas. Love'em. Wouldn't want to live there but great to visit.


    Maybe I'm a piece of shit on the inside.............

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