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  1. #626
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Shit. You got warm weather, the meths, and alligators? I'll be right there.
    Don't forget- when it gets cold you might get knocked out by an iguana falling out of a tree too.
    Death from above, below, and within. Scary place.

  2. #627
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    Meanwhile in Florida...

    This is pretty close to Florida:


    https://www.witn.com/2022/05/25/man-...-deputies-say/


    Natty Ice FTW!
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  3. #628
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    Banned from Walmart would be good name for a punk rock band.


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  4. #629
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    Favorite Walmart story was a guy that took a flat screen TV box back to them filled with a few bags of rice wrapped in the styrofoam packaging. Store clerks assumed the weight meant there was a TV in there.

    He got his cash refund and was nearly to his car in the parking lot when they opened it up and discovered their folly and called the cops on him. He made it to the first stoplight before they caught up with him.

  5. #630
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    Banned from Walmart would be good name for a punk rock band.


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  6. #631
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    Quote Originally Posted by warthog View Post
    Don't forget- when it gets cold you might get knocked out by an iguana falling out of a tree too.
    Death from above, below, and within. Scary place.
    Even the sharks aren't safe

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    Bunny Don't Surf

    Have you seen a one armed man around here?

  7. #632
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  8. #633
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    this fits riiiiight in here ... Florida man, passenger crash into FedEx truck during sex act (autoblog.com)

    Pretty humerous wording. Frankly, I don't blame the guy.

  9. #634
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirreljam View Post
    this fits riiiiight in here ... Florida man, passenger crash into FedEx truck during sex act (autoblog.com)

    Pretty humerous wording. Frankly, I don't blame the guy.
    Omg

    “Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.”

  10. #635
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmedslc View Post
    Omg

    “Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.”
    “Despite suffering perhaps the most predictable consequence in the world, the driver appears to have gotten lucky twice over, and the resulting injuries were not reported to be reproductively catastrophic.”

    Damn shame. I gather the guy’s name is Clevon.
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

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  12. #637
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    ^^ a not so happy ending to his happy ending

  13. #638
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    Just came out of nowhere

  14. #639
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    Jacksonville man arrested for killing neighbors chicken.

    https://www.facebook.com/502480569/v...9977405005692/

  15. #640
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    I don’t wanna hear unless he choked it to death

  16. #641
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    Golf clap…..
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime
    One man can only push so many boulders up hills at one time.
    -BMillsSkier

  17. #642
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    This guy won't be clapping anymore

    fireworks/
    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    This guy won't be clapping anymore

    fireworks/
    Truth.

    But now he is a zen Buddhist and knows the true sound of one hand clapping.

  19. #644
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    This guy won't be clapping anymore

    fireworks/
    What's the sound of one hand clapping?
    Boom!

    (Sorry).

  20. #645
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    Florida Man and his AR-15 is upset with Lawnmower Man

    https://twitter.com/lines_draw/statu...arking-dispute



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    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

  21. #646
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Florida Man and his AR-15 is upset with Lawnmower Man

    https://twitter.com/lines_draw/statu...arking-dispute



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    Does that asshole have his truck parked in the front yard ?

  22. #647
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    This likely started when the landscaper made a comment about rifle mans shitty looking lawn
    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

  23. #648
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Florida Man and his AR-15 is upset with Lawnmower Man

    https://twitter.com/lines_draw/statu...arking-dispute



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    Omg

  24. #649
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    This likely started when the landscaper made a comment about rifle mans shitty looking lawn
    Have YOU ever tried to maintain a lawn in Florida? It'll drive you nuts. Therefore, the whole state should be prohibited from possessing firearms. Bunch of psychos.

  25. #650
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    Does that asshole have his truck parked in the front yard ?
    nope, city street. but the trailer was blocking his driveway

    the shitstain loose canon was just still in the middle of losing his mind, even tho his driveway is unblocked in the video

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