Meanwhile in Florida...

[PB]

I thought we established that the Florida swamps are full of unreported murder victims, so pretty sure he did murder, although perhaps not in the time period referenced.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

This is fucking incredible.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1443051169673322497

[Benny Profane]

Bad ass.

[seano732]

In slides, no less.....

[TNKen]

Back seat Betty
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...ort/ar-AAOT6vg

[AK47bp]

This is fucking incredible.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1443051169673322497

Love it.

They didn’t show him wheel it down to the water and dump him out.


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[k2skier112]

Love it.

They didn’t show him wheel it down to the water and dump him out.


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Meh, just push it to the curb for the garbage man

[old goat]

Meh, just push it to the curb for the garbage man

The garbage guys here always open and check the recycling for regular garbage and bags of dog shit before the truck empties it. They're in for a surprise.

[CarlMega]

Back seat Betty
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...ort/ar-AAOT6vg

TFW your period causes $1300 in damages. Respect.

[warthog]

This is fucking incredible.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1443051169673322497

Meh, that's like a Tuesday here. That is a tiny gator. Wildlife guys would charge too much to "relocate" (make into a belt).

[riser4]

Meh, that's like a Tuesday here. That is a tiny gator. Wildlife guys would charge too much to "relocate" (make into a belt).

I still wouldn't want to wrastle with it with my bare hands. Or wearing slides.

[east or bust]

alligator meet trashcan

https://youtu.be/QsTWCav3d-0

[frorider]

alligator meet trashcan

https://youtu.be/QsTWCav3d-0

I feel like I just saw that video. Weird huh?

[shafty85]

Without assault style weapons how else would people be able to put innocent neighbors at risk?

[rideit]

Trash of all colors.

[riser4]

Florida yutes:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...s-truck-window

Florida teens held after crash leaves two alligators hanging from truck window

Authorities say reptiles found in ‘SUV lying on its side’ but no indication of what caused the accident

Richard Luscombe in Miami
Mon 20 Dec 2021 02.00 (Eastern Standard Time) Follow Richard Luscombe
Officers arriving at the scene of a Florida road accident involving an overturned truck were surprised to find that two of the “victims” were large alligators, captured by the teenage driver and a friend on a morning fishing expedition and thrown into the back of their vehicle.

Details of the extraordinary incident appeared in a weekend Facebook posting by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission (FWC). The post chronicled how officers found the two alligators, measuring 8ft and more than 6ft, “hanging from the rear window of an SUV lying on its side” in Hardee county, about 70 miles south-east of Tampa.

An FWC officer, Jerod Gadd, noticed one of the reptiles was moving. He “immediately removed them from the vehicle and, just to be safe, secured their mouths using electrical tape”, the post said.

Sheriff’s deputies arrested the uninjured driver and his passenger, youths aged 18 and 17, and charged them with misdemeanors for taking alligators without a permit.

The teenagers did not say what they planned to do with the alligators once they got them home, the FWC said, but the younger of the two confessed to using a large rock to try to kill the creatures before loading them into the truck.

The youths told officers they were unhappy about the reptiles chasing their fishing lines.

It was not clear what caused the vehicle to overturn. The alligators that was still alive at the time of the accident died shortly afterwards.

Alligators are an increasingly common sight on the roadways of Florida, a state with an estimated 1.3 million of them, although most make their own way there from the swamps of the Everglades.

Last month, a motorist found a 6ft alligator underneath his car in Collier county. In April last year, officers were called to deal with an “aggressive” 9ft reptile stopping traffic in Manatee county.

Wildlife officials say most human-alligator encounters occur during the rainy months beginning in April, when amorous reptiles leave the swamps at the start of mating season.

But the FWC advises anglers and boaters in particular to look out for alligators at all times of the year, because of the sheer number in inland canals and waterways.

[Benny Profane]

Without assault style weapons how else would people be able to put innocent neighbors at risk?

Holy crap. "The woman is not facing charges because it was found that she was protecting her home"...by wildly and blindly spraying bullets from an automatic weapon in the direction of the running youths. We are fucked.

[ts334]

Man sticks arm in tiger cage. Tiger bites off arm.
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/new...cy/9050414002/

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Man sticks arm in tiger cage. Tiger bites off arm.
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/new...cy/9050414002/

Security cam pictures of the incident have been released:

[riser4]

Man sticks arm in tiger cage. Tiger bites off arm.
https://www.naplesnews.com/story/new...cy/9050414002/

They shot the wrong animal.

[k2skier112]

for reelz

only when the tigers are armed will we be truly free

[PB]

Well ... flick my balls and I'll show you cat-like reflexes too.

[eleeskiing]

Man attacked with glitter. Felony assault seems a bit stiff considering that state allows you to shoot someone pretty much the minute they step foot on your property.
Their mugs shoots are chef’s kiss!

https://boingboing.net/2022/01/12/fl...er-attack.html

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Awesome. Next time my wife accuses me of being with a stripper I can claim it was a glitter attack.

[riser4]

Man attacked with glitter. Felony assault seems a bit stiff considering that state allows you to shoot someone pretty much the minute they step foot on your property.
Their mugs shoots are chef’s kiss!

https://boingboing.net/2022/01/12/fl...er-attack.html

They seem nice.