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  1. #251
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    The Oklahoma law is gonna get you, Amos.

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  3. #253
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    Floida man will cut your dick off!

    https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/s...to-get-revenge

    GILCHRIST COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man is accused of breaking into the home of his wife's lover, tying him up and then cutting off his penis with a pair of scissors.

    The Gilchrist County Sheriff’s Office responded to a call of a “stabbing/cutting” at a mobile home on Sunday. As deputies were on their way to the mobile home, a male caller told dispatchers that an armed man, later identified as his 49-year-old neighbor Alex Bonilla, broke into his home and cut off his penis.
    Upon arrival, the male caller told deputies on scene that Bonilla came over to his home and threatened to kill the man if he resisted. The man told deputies Bonilla then took him to the man’s bedroom, tied him up and then forcefully cut the man’s penis with a pair of scissors.
    The man, whose penis got cut off, told deputies that Bonilla fled the scene with the man’s severed penis in his possession.
    According to the arrest report, Bonilla “was found to have caught the victim and the [Bonilla’s] wife during sexual intercourse” back in May.
    Deputies found and arrested Bonilla a couple hours after responding to the original call.
    Bonilla is facing multiple felony charges including burglary, kidnapping – false imprisonment and aggravated assault.
    The victim remains in hospital, deputies said.
    Officials did not specify what happened to the victim's penis.

  4. #254
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFugitive View Post
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

  6. #256
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    Excellent intuitive association jump.

  7. #257
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Haha, her name is Vegina.
    You can't make that up.
    StokePimpin' ain't easy

  8. #258
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    anybody see "florida girl" get tossed by the bison in yellowstone? i laughed
    what's orange and looks good on hippies?

    fire

    rails are for trains
    If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.

  9. #259
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    I suppose ............ probably a good thing he wasn't from Texas or Alaska

    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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