Ave. Skier Death Really TGR Bro Hitting Tree on Blue Run...

[hawkgt]

its about the layering, multiple layers of different masses of meats, cheeses, and breads that absorb the initial impact.

it important to fill all pockets of pants and jacket with layers of delicious cold cut sandwiches to live.

this is about lives people, cold cuts save lives.

[GoldMember]

It's like MIPS safety clothing. Meat In Pockets Safety.

[adrenalated]

No one looks rad on a groomer.

I look rad everywhere.

[PNWbrit]

There's only one way to settle this. Someone ring ANSI. We need them to test a variety of items from the Alpenrose buffet.

Tell them we can supply a crash test bunny

[Timberridge]

^^ They can start with a lift ramp test. Meat only, bakery only, meat+bakery.

GM, lol on MIPS clothing. PM MiCol. This could be yuuge. One good fall with the meat+ bakery combo and you've made yourself a pannini.

[skifishbum]

bunnypadswithtufu

[GoldMember]

^^ They can start with a lift ramp test. Meat only, bakery only, meat+bakery.

GM, lol on MIPS clothing. PM MiCol. This could be yuuge. One good fall with the meat+ bakery combo and you've made yourself a pannini.

I can see it now....

"With strategically placed ZipLok pouch pockets, the Meat In Pocket Systems (MIPS) clothing line will not only provide for convenience when hunger hits you but will protect you from out-of-control slides for life into the trees. Meat, bread, and condiments sold separately."

[PNWbrit]

I can see it now....

"With strategically placed ZipLok pouch pockets, the Meat In Pocket Systems (MIPS) clothing line will not only provide for convenience when hunger hits you but will protect you from out-of-control slides for life on the off-load ramp. Meat, bread, and condiments sold separately."

FIFY

[GoldMember]

^^

[Timberridge]

Meat, bread, and condiments stolen separately.

FIFY

[PNWbrit]

No condiments.

Could lead to misdiagnosis of arterial bleed if ketchup packets burst.

And lifties don't have time to clean up the mustard stains and satisfactorily slow the chair down for the locals.

[GoldMember]

I think the condiments need to be part of the ANSI testing. They could be the key for adequate impact displacement of the bread v. meat as the lubricant between layers. Don't count them out just yet...

[Danno]

that is one of the best ads in TV history

[digitaldeath]

How fucking hard is it as a GOOD, technical skier to realize when you are out of control? Everybody knows that feeling, you are carving it up, and boom you are out of your comfort zone. Then fucking, brake check it up to slow down or just stop. I understand if you are bombing in unfamiliar terrain, and hit some roller than you didn't know was there(like I did in Jackson then promptly double ejected). I get it, everybody wants to look fucking rad going fast getting those laps in. But, if you are around others, just chill the fuck out.

cant increase skier ability rating without pushing it to the edge every so often


you should increase your din, dog



is it really that fun to be in full control when zooming some blue square?

[Timberridge]

Plus if you ever get busted by the man for skiing a wee bit too fast, just open the jacket and ask "smoked turkey and fontina pannini, or ham and swiss on a croissant?"

[muted]

Plus if you ever get busted by the man for skiing a wee bit too fast, just open the jacket and ask "smoked turkey and fontina pannini, or ham and swiss on a croissant?"

I wouldn't pull out your meat in front of a stranger.

[digitaldeath]

Plus if you ever get busted by the man for skiing a wee bit too fast, just open the jacket and ask "smoked turkey and fontina pannini, or ham and swiss on a croissant?"

funny that while in jackson hole benny was most interested in free cold cuts on croissants and whether or not he could have as much as he wanted

[yellofin]

"Take 'er down to Bunny speed Mate."

It's fun to make fun of bunny

[homebrewd]

The answer is don't ski blues. It's science.

[PNWbrit]

The answer is don't ski blues. It's science.

Maybe just not discuss skiing them?

Or call them blue... squares... like anyone cares or that you needed to describe them as blue... and square.

[goldengatestinx]

Real skiers can make turns in deep, crud, hardpack and scrapey ice at the end of the day. In control. Arcing them. (Not arching like the gymnasts here brag about.). Sounds like most here are hacks that need soft snow so they can buy a turn as they lean back, knees locked, hip swiveling their skids until they slide sideways enough to build up a platform of snow that will deflect them. And on hard snow their clown shoe skis flapping in the breeze semi-uncontrolled as they barely avoid accosting slower skiing children.

But of course those needing remedial ski school won't understand and will continue as is. Defensive skiing for the rest of us.

[goldengatestinx]

Maybe just not discuss skiing them?

Or call them blue... squares... like anyone cares or that you needed to describe them as blue... and square.

Intermediate runs. Versus beginner or expert.

[WTF is dat]

Blue runs are dangerous for sure !!! I love to rip on some groomers but lately I have been much more careful about staying in control and safe. Sometimes when I am going Mach looney I realize just how dangerous it really is and tend to dial it back a little bit.

[PNWbrit]

Intermediate runs. Versus beginner or expert.

Thanks.

Very helpful.

[goldengatestinx]

Thanks.

Very helpful.

You're very welcome. There's been too much dumbing things down for the millennial types these last few years. This green circle, blue square crap is a symptom of this cultural decline.

Common sense and knowledge have become too rare in most people's everyday lives. I wonder how many even find their way home most days after seeing the decisions they make and how they behave when out in public.