View Poll Results: metallica v motley crue - who wins?

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    street fight showdown - motley crue v Metallica

    who wins?


    my $ on motley crue
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    If we were very lucky, they'd all kill each other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    If we were very lucky, they'd all kill each other.
    ^This.
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    I have a better contest proposal....

    Vince Neil v Axl Rose on "The Biggest Loser." Who can stay away from McDonalds the longest?
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    Tommy would whip out his junk and nunchuck Lars over the head.
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    Well, since Hatfield lives in Vail these days and loves how mellow it is, he's going to easy.

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    Thor would destroy them both \m/


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    Tawny Kataen.
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    I take Techno Viking vs the field if he qualifies.

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    Sorry, but Metallica would slaughter The Cru.
    Have you fuckin' seen Mick Mars lately? He'll be lucky to make it until tomorrow. Truijillo would snap him like a twig.
    Though I think Tommy could give a beat down on Lars. I'd pay to see that.

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    Motley Crew can barely walk

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    I'm talking prime era Motley Crue

    You think Mickey doesn't carry a blade?
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    I'm talking prime era Motley Crue

    You think Mickey doesn't carry a blade?

    Looks like they would have been too busy sucking cock to fight...


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    This poll is stupid and you are a bad person for posting it.

    BUT just for completeness' sake... Metallica would straight-up slaughter them. Hetfield and Trujillo alone could take Motley Crue, Poison and LA Guns with one hand tied behind each of their backs. Granted, Vince killed a guy, but he needed a car and a lot of alcohol to do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pegleg View Post
    This poll is stupid and you are a bad person for posting it.

    BUT just for completeness' sake... Metallica would straight-up slaughter them. Hetfield and Trujillo alone could take Motley Crue, Poison and LA Guns with one hand tied behind each of their backs. Granted, Vince killed a guy, but he needed a car and a lot of alcohol to do it.

    Maybe. But there's no way they'd take Warrant!
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    skid row would wipe the floor with all your little bands
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    every other post of irul 's is about cock sucking

    LOL

    memba when u were sucking off maggots before the tgr movie premiere ?
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    Remember when you tried to meet up with 4play and go all pedophile on him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    skid row would wipe the floor with all your little bands
    I rented skis to Sebastian . 6"2' 135lbs. Maybe he's a ninja . Smokin girlfriend. Put him on 170's

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Remember when you tried to meet up with 4play and go all pedophile on him?
    funny

    i didnt know he was some canuck teen until days later // or until i saw the skis he posted pics of


    memba when u sucked all the sactown maggots off in the movie theater couple months ago
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    Tawny Kitaen is still the only one in this group to beat up a Major League Baseball player to a pulp.

    They'd all lose to her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
    I rented skis to Sebastian . 6"2' 135lbs. Maybe he's a ninja . Smokin girlfriend. Put him on 170's
    god damn

    this needs to be your sig
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    funny

    i didnt know he was some canuck teen until days later // or until i saw the skis he posted pics of


    memba when u sucked all the sactown maggots off in the movie theater couple months ago

    Does your mom know how much bandwidth is wasted in her basement?
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    doesn't anybody wonder which side would have won in beat it? did mj stop a slaughter? a resistance? why didn't the more powerful side kill him and continue?

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