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  1. #1
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    Hey do you all know I am a girl?

    met a couple mags this wk that didn't realize I was a girl prior
    Is this good or bad??
    I really like wearing dresses and never am without painted nails and earrings but I also love skiing so I guess I come across as a dude here
    I feel like I talk about my boyfriend a bunch too. mostly so you pervies dont get the wrong idea tho

    but also how progressive if you all thought I was just an effeminate man with a quasi pro skier boyfriend NTTAWWT

    bring it- who is this a revelation to?
    Last edited by b-bear; 11-19-2016 at 10:15 PM.
    skid luxury

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    I knew you are a girl, but MOST of the maggots are male, so easy to assume everyone is.


  3. #3
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    Proove it! Show us your tits!
    You are what you eat.
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    Was never difficult to decipher...and what beaver said.
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    Thought it was common knowledge.

  7. #7
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    I guess I've noticed and been appreciative of the fact you hang out here. And typing a certain percentage of dudespeak in the way you post works for me. So I guess if I ever see an effeminate guy in high heeled ski boots heehawing on a saddle down at the cowboy bar, talking like they hang out here....I'll know it's prolly not you, but some other jackson mag.

  8. #8
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    I know you're a girl. But maggots also know who my wife is and where I work, my kid's name, etc. For those of us who have been around for a while and ski a bit, these things aren't news. We just happen to have too many JONGs around these days.

    Here is some under-appreciated trivia for you: I dated a maggot's daughter when I was young and single and a first-rate 110+ day a year dirtbag.

  9. #9
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    I knew you were a girly girl chick with a pro skier boyfriend. BTW FWIW I don't talk to girls much in real life but on the internet I'm super smooth.

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    Of course. Still getting used to the name change tho.
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  11. #11
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    Thought it was common knowledge... to anyone paying the slightest bit of attention. I agree that the JONG ratio is way out whack lately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Proove it! Show us your tits!
    Classic

  13. #13
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    I knew it, but surprised you have stuck around. Seems the talk in here can seem to chase off female maggots or maggettes whatever. Either that or else they just quit posting after it is known they are of the female persuasion.
    Last edited by RShea; 11-20-2016 at 12:38 PM.

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    I was aware.
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    It's pretty obvious, actually.
    "Typically euro, french in particular, in my opinion. It's the same skiing or climbing there. They are completely unfazed by their own assholeness. Like it's normal." - srsosbso

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    Quote Originally Posted by philippeR View Post
    It's pretty obvious, actually.
    Salut Philippe, I like your signature! You don't seem to post much anymore, what up?
    Ich bitte dich nur, weck mich nicht.

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    "I don't pretend to have all the answers, and I think there's something to be said for that" -One For The Road

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I guess I've noticed and been appreciative of the fact you hang out here. And typing a certain percentage of dudespeak in the way you post works for me. So I guess if I ever see an effeminate guy in high heeled ski boots heehawing on a saddle down at the cowboy bar, talking like they hang out here....I'll know it's prolly not you, but some other jackson mag.
    rideit?

  19. #19
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    Must be low post count gear swap jongs. How about outing these non observant klowns.
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  20. #20
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    Totally common knowledge. Whatever mags you met have poor reading comprehension at best, at worst they are flat out mouth breathers.

  21. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Proove it! Show us your tits!
    here's me with some boobies
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    out em young lady
    it was nbd/ not offensive- just cracked me up more than anything
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    like, omg, srsly? ///

    Very much appreciate the few lady voices here as Essential Anti-Scrotum Balance™. Seems like the magettes, though few, are legit skiers and good folk. Grew up with solid shredbetty pals and miss skiing with them for the different energy, focus and vibe. In getting a solid fraction of my ski-related information and stoke from this site, I find it reassuring that our silly sliding sport transcends gender and infects the fun-at-heart equally.

    Let's make some turns at JHBBI (or sooner, if'n you find yourself in the PNW).
    Cheers

    Edited to delete meanness
    Last edited by Norseman; 11-20-2016 at 10:38 PM.

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    Hey do you all know I am a girl?

    When's Benny posting a thread like this?

    (I kid, I kid!)

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    "What is"

    QUOTE=Dromontana;4859796]
    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I guess I've noticed and been appreciative of the fact you hang out here./QUOTE]

    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    here's me with some boobies
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    Nice boobies.

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