Things learned

[billyk]

If the ladies were squirrels with big bushy tails, I'd fill up my shotgun with rock salt and nails.

[babybear]

^huh?

if you try to move a rug, one or more dogs will then decide to stand on that rug

[Vt-Freeheel]

[nutmegchoi]

Chipmunks aren't ground squirrels.

[raisingarizona13]

Live like there is no tomorrow.

Well I don't know how you would execute this but for myself this sort of thinking would be very dangerous.

And there likely will be a tomorrow so it maybe not best to be so short sighted. Ya, I'm 40 something now.

[2FUNKY]

^^^ Saw those at the "toy" store the other day. Wife said "NO"! Party pooper.

[wyeaster]

be kind

[billyk]

^huh?

if you try to move a rug, one or more dogs will then decide to stand on that rug

Song lyrics, "rock salt and nails" by Utah Phillips.

http://www.johnmartyn.com/lyrics/rock-salt-and-nails/

A good version by Joe Ely:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLfIWOjCBTM

[raisingarizona13]

Snails. For being such slow moving creatures they are incredibly efficient.

[sb]

One good thing about music

when it hits you feel no pain.

[AK47bp]

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver and gold.

[sb]

All skis are eventually rock skis

[wyeaster]

One good thing about music

when it hits you feel no pain.

morning dew live always made me tear up. broken heart blues music, more than one track on layla and other assort love songs. etc. i know i'm soft.

[sb]

They make new ones every day


except on the weekend.

[raisingarizona13]

All skis are eventually rock skis

They all are once they leave the shop!

[Meadow Skipper]

One good thing about music

when it hits you feel no pain.

I've never seen it - and I'd really like to - but I'm told that the holocaust part of My Bloody Valentine's song You Made Me Realise is pretty painful when it hits you:


Thing learned: take hearing protection to MBV concerts.

[nutmegchoi]

Gotta learn how to teach in the hood.

[sb]

taco cat spelt backawards is tac ocat

[happytimefunbox]

The lack of planning on your part does not designate an emergency on my part.

Edit to add... unless we are talking safety supplies.

[wicked_sick]

don't fry bacon naked

[muted]

don't fry bacon naked

If you lube your body enough, the hot grease won't get to the skin, and then you can in fact fry bacon naked.

[sb]

In mtn towns the odds arn't good but the goods are odd.

[PB]

Never enter a public toilet/portapotty ill-prepared.

[sb]

But i bet there is sumone slower than you in the left lane.

[jackstraw]

So pill bottle caps can screw in upside down to avoid child proofing...did not know. Every grandma and grandpa should know this one