Stupid me. I accidentally left a trash bag outside my door last night. Was planning on going out, then didnt and forgot to make my way to the dumpster, with the trash bag still outside my door.
Wake up at 3am to a loud noise, a turd burgeler rambling through my beer cans. I opened up my door and no more than 6 inches from me was a 400 lb black bear..
Luckily his ass was faced towards me and the door, so I immediately shut the door and locked it up.
My closest bear encounter yet. Thankfully he didnt make much of a mess, so a 5 minute cleanup this morning..
Bookmarks