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    get off my lawn

    These big bastards wandered into my yard today. I think they were looking for a fight.
    If the shocker don't rock her, then Dr. Spock her. Dad.

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    To prevent any shenanigans I installed a wire around around my portable palace as so no harm comes to me crib. Went green with a solar charger, As you all know I take a dim view of bull shenanigans.
    If the shocker don't rock her, then Dr. Spock her. Dad.

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    Stay grumpy as fuck, Bush. Those cows look mischievous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    Stay grumpy as fuck, Bush. Those cows look mischievous.
    dude...

    Those. ain't. cows.

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    Obviously, we're talking about the bullfighting forum here. ..

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    Ernest Hemingway would just mow (moo?) them down after boxing a man half his age.
    All with a half drank bottle of absinthe in one hand.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiJ View Post
    dude...

    Those. ain't. cows.
    I live west of the crest so they are all cows to us
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Ernest Hemingway would just mow (moo?) them down after boxing a man half his age.
    All with a half drank bottle of absinthe in one hand.

    While servicing sum strumpet who only has one leg and a unibrow.
    watch out for snakes

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    Did Ernest and Frida even know each other?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    My head is still pounding from the volume at tonight's TGR premier of TightLoose. I'm getting old FKNA
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    Quote Originally Posted by bushman View Post
    These big bastards wandered into my yard today. I think they were looking for a fight.
    When the cattle ranch sends its cows, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending Babe the Blue Ox. They’re not sending the Cow that Jumped over the moon. They’re sending cows that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good cows. You need to build a wall around that trailer and make the frickin cows pay for it.

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    These are all young unemployed males with nothing but time on their hooves. Its just a matter of time.
    If the shocker don't rock her, then Dr. Spock her. Dad.

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    Friday night barnyard
    watch out for snakes

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    Game went till 11 last night, I may need a nap today.
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    Git outta my litter box you darn kittens
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