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  1. #26
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    Calm down.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

  2. #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofro261 View Post
    Calm down.
    *Calm your tits

  3. #28
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    you guys are way off track
    when my bf says nothing is when I get enraged the most lol
    skid luxury

  4. #29
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    I'm still in the earlier phases of a relationship so after many years and a number of relationships which have run their course I figure out the things that will enrage my current significant other ... and I don't say them

    I am either smart or chicken
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    after many years and a number of relationships which have run their course I figure out the things that will enrage my current significant other ... and I don't say them

    I am either smart or chicken
    completely agree.
    in some ways it is nice getting a little older and wiser
    skid luxury

  6. #31
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    Oh believe me - knowing what I COULD say to piss her off in no way means I'll actually SAY it.

  7. #32
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    "Not Now, I have a headache!"
    Scientists now have decisive molecular evidence that humans and chimpanzees once had a common momma and that this lineage had previously split from monkeys.

  8. #33
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    No, I didn't hear you. I wasn't listening.
    Uno mas

  9. #34
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    Settle down.

  10. #35
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    shall I use my left hand or my right hand?
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  11. #36
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    What the fuck do you do all day when I'm at work?

  12. #37
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    whatever assman's friend said to his ex-gf
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  13. #38
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    Calm down.
    Relax.
    Settle down.

    All of those will have the opposite effect on the situation for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SJG View Post
    if I agreed with you then we'd both be wrong
    Gonna remember this one.

  15. #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Oh believe me - knowing what I COULD say to piss her off in no way means I'll actually SAY it.
    This. I think a lot of stuff pretty loudly

  16. #41
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    Why do you have to ruin the song, by singing along.

    Why are you friends with that stupid bitch, anyway.

    Whatever.

  17. #42
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    Wait, your wives get pissed for showing them a neat trick in the kitchen that they may not have known? That's not healthy.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Me to him: ok, Pat. ( his mom who is bat shit crazy and a hoarder). -or- See, this is when i actually need your opinion. And no, you don't have 3 days to think about it.

    Him to me: Why don't you take 30 seconds to calm down.
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    Come for the poo-slinging, Save a fortune on a plumber.

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    Why can't you look like your sister at her age!

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    This is a great thread.

    From last night, which will take forever:

    "2.8gpa is no way to go through life."
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    I'm sorry, were you still talking?

    Now I know how your dad feels.

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    Are you retarded?

    That one usually gets me in quite a bit of trouble.

    Best thread of the summer BTW.

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    Yeah, that sounds like a great idea. Let's do that.

    When did you get appointed Complainer in Chief?
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
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    I know actual transpeople.
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

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    Things you can say to instantly/further enrage your spouse

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Wait, your wives get pissed for showing them a neat trick in the kitchen that they may not have known? That's not healthy.
    Actually its really healthy to have sex on a regular basis.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Ummmm actually, no....no there isn't anything I love more about you than your breasts

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