Why you never stick your dick in crazy...

[mcski]

She's making a pants suit

Bravo.

[beaterdit]

I think we have a pattern here!

From Snopes:

In February 2013, a Pennsylvania court sentenced 33-year-old Vickie Jo Mills to two to four years in prison for putting eyedrops into her boyfriend's drinking water 10 to 12 times, causing him to suffer from nausea, vomiting, blood pressure problems and breathing trouble before blood tests revealed the presence of tetrahydrozoline in his system. Mills said she wanted her boyfriend to pay more attention to her.

[BmillsSkier]

I don't think that's the kind of attention she was hoping to get from him.

[Like a Boss]

Thinking this would be an ideal time for a long awaited Hemingway checkin. Surely he'd have an appropriate anecdote for this sort of occasion.

I'll paraphrase what he'd say: "Young man blah blah blah blah, Zelda Fitzgerald, blah blah blah blah syphilis, blah blah blah Montparnasse, blah blah blah."

[garyfromterrace]

No pun. She just sounds like she's really practicing her craft and I respect that. Some folks paint with oils on canvass, others take up hobbies like skiing or knitting hats. Sounds like this one's taken up crazy and she's going all olympic with it. Giddyup!

Thanks for the laugh of the night! Even the GF loved it! well played sir, well played.