WTF IS THIS? Food related

**assman** · 08-23-2016, 10:16 AM

Bought this "free range, organically fed" chicken, popped it in the freezer for a few days, had people coming over for dinner so we defrosted it in the sink. A few hours later, I hear my wife scream

Whatever the fuck this is it survived being frozen for at least 4 days and came slithering the fuck out of the chicken.

It appeared to be dead when she found it. Seriously, I doubt either of us will eat chicken again

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**digitaldeath** · 08-23-2016, 10:25 AM

fkn gross

NSFW

**From_the_NEK** · 08-23-2016, 10:34 AM

Intestinal Parasites in Backyard Chicken Flocks-
http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/vm015

That said...

**Mazderati** · 08-23-2016, 10:36 AM

Going to pretend I didn't see that.

**jetski** · 08-23-2016, 10:40 AM

meh...Couple beers and a few whiskeys... would bang. I have seen worse. Maybe not shaving would be better

**Benny Profane** · 08-23-2016, 10:40 AM

Betcha it tastes like chicken.

**assman** · 08-23-2016, 10:43 AM

How the fuck did it survive being frozen for 4 days?

**MTT** · 08-23-2016, 10:49 AM

Never seen that before.

Does the parasite get into the Meat? Or was the Chicken just not gutted and cleaned properly?

**assman** · 08-23-2016, 10:54 AM

no clue, I put that thing in a bag and took it back

**TomCrac** · 08-23-2016, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by jetski

meh...Couple beers and a few whiskeys... would bang. I have seen worse. Maybe not shaving would be better

Almost through the nose, thanks.

**Danno** · 08-23-2016, 11:37 AM

**abraham** · 08-23-2016, 11:48 AM

So it started crawling after defrosting the chicken? Or was it frozen like that?

Did you show it to the people who you bought it from

**Dhelihiker** · 08-23-2016, 11:56 AM

That doesnt seem like a parasite, are you sure its not the esophagus?

**abraham** · 08-23-2016, 12:02 PM

Coming out it's ass?

**NW_SKIER** · 08-23-2016, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by abraham

Coming out it's ass?

You've never mixed up those two holes with your girlfriend?

**abraham** · 08-23-2016, 12:07 PM

Never had a girlfriend that looks like that chicken

**Garth Bimble** · 08-23-2016, 12:11 PM

My wife just slaughtered a couple of roosters we got by mistake (should have been egg laying hens). I'll show her the pic and see if she can tell if that's a part of the chicken or an uninvited guest.

**AK47bp** · 08-23-2016, 12:42 PM

That's the Dong, duh.

**Garth Bimble** · 08-23-2016, 12:47 PM

Mrs. Bimble says that's part of the chicken, either the trachea or the esophagus. Bon appetit!

**Peruvian** · 08-23-2016, 12:57 PM

Bimble is correct. That's part of the chicken - likely the esophagus that wasn't pulled out during processing.

It's sad how far we've fallen away from understanding that our food used to be a living animal.

**assman** · 08-23-2016, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by Peruvian

Bimble is correct. That's part of the chicken - likely the esophagus that wasn't pulled out during processing.

It's sad how far we've fallen away from understanding that our food used to be a living animal.

We are urban people. Produce comes from a market, fish from a fish store and chicken from hell apparently

And how in the hell did that thing slither out of a frozen chicken?

KQ · 08-23-2016, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by assman

And how in the hell did that thing slither out of a frozen chicken?

don't things expand when they heat up or maybe it was movement caused by it thawing and pulling free of what it was frozen to?

**Timberridge** · 08-23-2016, 01:20 PM

I expect we'll see more incidents like this as urban dwellers like as Mr. and Mrs. Assman embrace the farm to table movement and bypass the traditional USDA processing facilities.

Just be happy you don't live in VZ where this is happening...zoo to table.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...tcher-a-horse/

**assman** · 08-23-2016, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

I expect we'll see more incidents like this as urban dwellers like as Mr. and Mrs. Assman embrace the farm to table movement and bypass the traditional USDA processing facilities.

Just be happy you don't live in VZ where this is happening...zoo to table.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...tcher-a-horse/

If we can ever bring ourselves to eat anything other than vegetables again, we are fully embracing the USDA processing system. If I even drive by a farm, I am putting the windows up and turning up the AC.

**Timberridge** · 08-23-2016, 01:32 PM

My brother-in-law used to raise chickens. Apparently there are several types of worms they can get. One type can end up in the oviduct and be incorporated into the egg, and when you crack the egg open out comes a worm. In a way it's kinda like one of those plastic gumball machine eggs you get at the grocery store with a prize in it.