NFL 2016/2017

**plugboots** · 09-19-2016, 09:59 AM

It's like I have to have my game on and NFL Red Zone

I go back and forth, and every time I go to the game instead of Red Zone there's nothing but down time anyway. I really don't care if it's a catch, drop, hold, whatever. Make the "thing" easy to call, so we can keep the game moving.

**BmillsSkier** · 09-19-2016, 10:21 AM

Josh McCown out for an extended period of time. For those keeping score at home. That's 2 starting QBs knocked out with injuries in 2 weeks.

I'm taking bets that they can make it 3 for 3 when rookie Kessler gets murdered in MIA next week and Tim Tebow suiting up in week 4.

**jono** · 09-19-2016, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

Hearing someone from Minnesota talk trashabout culture like Minneapolis is Manhattan or something. Now that's funny. Hate to break it to you, but the rest of us can barely tell the difference between MN and WS - pretty much the same for the most part. Actually, I take that back - Madison is a nice college town.

Wait, he was serious about that? I always thought those rants were dd's impression of an old fuck past his nap time. Huh.

**neckdeep** · 09-19-2016, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

Hate to break it to you, but the rest of us can barely tell the difference between MN and WS - pretty much the same for the most part.

Pretty easy to tell the difference, actually. Wisconsin smells like cow shit. Minnesota reeks of pig shit.

**From_the_NEK** · 09-19-2016, 12:03 PM

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'cause Minnesota SUCKS!

**digitaldeath** · 09-19-2016, 12:23 PM

We have skyscrapers, what do you bums have

**digitaldeath** · 09-19-2016, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

Hearing someone from Minnesota talk trash about culture like Minneapolis is Manhattan or something. Now that's funny. Hate to break it to you, but the rest of us can barely tell the difference between MN and WS - pretty much the same for the most part. Actually, I take that back - Madison is a nice college town.

At least we don't have Bay Area scum infiltrating everywhere.

I never once have claimed MN is great but we are more culturally advanced than vast majorities of the country

You got some great things out there J but you also have a wasteland and Nevada hicks. So it's probably a wash

**From_the_NEK** · 09-19-2016, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by digitaldeath

We have skyscrapers, what do you bums have

College football teams that are good.

...Checks scores from this past weekend...
Shit

**TahoeJ** · 09-19-2016, 01:30 PM

^^ All you know is I live in Northern CA somewhere so don't make too many assumptions. BTW - a shit load of the annoying SF tech bros come out here from the Midwest. Any bar with an Ohio State game is always packed with a bunch of people wearing red.

**jono** · 09-19-2016, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by digitaldeath

So it's probably a wash

It was so good until the end where you gave it away. You gotta hold a little back if you want to keep people guessing.

**digitaldeath** · 09-19-2016, 01:36 PM

I like j. He gave me intel on tahoe years ago

The deadspin comments on ap are to die for

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**digitaldeath** · 09-19-2016, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by jono

It was so good until the end where you gave it away. You gotta hold a little back if you want to keep people guessing.

I don't need advice on how to control the masses budddd

**digitaldeath** · 09-19-2016, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

^^ All you know is I live in Northern CA somewhere so don't make too many assumptions. BTW - a shit load of the annoying SF tech bros come out here from the Midwest. Any bar with an Ohio State game is always packed with a bunch of people wearing red.

Ohio is the east coast, the shittiest region in our entire country

**Timberridge** · 09-19-2016, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

Any bar with an Ohio State game is always packed with a bunch of people wearing red.

It could be worse, they could be SMU fans.

**TahoeJ** · 09-19-2016, 02:06 PM

A few of my best friends went to Ohio State and even they admit to a huge douchebag quotient and said it can be embarrassing. Heh.

DD - I'm just talking shit, I have lots of family in both MN and WS so not really biased either way. Although fuck the humidity in the summer, oh man.

**milton** · 09-19-2016, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Josh McCown out for an extended period of time. For those keeping score at home. That's 2 starting QBs knocked out with injuries in 2 weeks.

I'm taking bets that they can make it 3 for 3 when rookie Kessler gets murdered in MIA next week and Tim Tebow suiting up in week 4.

If you want to get technical, it will be 5 QB's for 5 in a row..

16 (2015) Johnny Manziel
17 (2015) Austin Davis
1 (2016) Robert Griffin III
2 (2016) Josh McCown
3 (2016) Cody Kessler

**BmillsSkier** · 09-19-2016, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by milton

If you want to get technical, it will be 5 QB's for 5 in a row..

16 (2015) Johnny Manziel
17 (2015) Austin Davis
1 (2016) Robert Griffin III
2 (2016) Josh McCown
3 (2016) Cody Kessler

Holy shit that's amazing.

That guy who has all the starting QBs names on the back of his jersey since they came back in 99 is going to have to add a few more I guess.

Actually sucks cause McCown while not the future, was playing lights out till he got hurt.

**54-46** · 09-19-2016, 04:42 PM

Alex Boone tells Vikings fans to STFU: http://deadspin.com/alex-boones-gent...-th-1786807816

**Timberridge** · 09-19-2016, 05:26 PM

The Browns better be careful because the Bills ownership and coaching staff are looking to steal the shitshow award away from Cleveland.

The Bills owner and his wife meet with players without the coaching staff and Roman gets fired 2 games into the season and right after he poses for team picture, supposedly by Rex, who is now 34 pounds heavier because he took the rubber band off his stomach to be like Rob.

Grab a seat, this will only get better.

**BmillsSkier** · 09-19-2016, 05:43 PM

No kidding. The lap band removal in solidarity move is mind blowing.

**alias_rice** · 09-19-2016, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

No kidding. The lap band removal in solidarity move is mind blowing.

Similar to poking out your eyes because your brother gets glaucoma.

He probably just wanted to eat more.

**STLHD** · 09-19-2016, 08:32 PM

Maybe we should start a non-football seasquawks thread: http://deadspin.com/seahawks-heavily...son-1786824334

**HansJob** · 09-19-2016, 08:40 PM

Cutler's a bum.

**BmillsSkier** · 09-19-2016, 08:46 PM

Holy shit, the Browns should trade for Cutler.

**hatchgreenchile** · 09-19-2016, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

The Browns better be careful because the Bills ownership and coaching staff are looking to steal the shitshow award away from Cleveland.

The Bills owner and his wife meet with players without the coaching staff and Roman gets fired 2 games into the season and right after he poses for team picture, supposedly by Rex, who is now 34 pounds heavier because he took the rubber band off his stomach to be like Rob.

Grab a seat, this will only get better.

How many chicken wings do you think Rex and Rob could put down? My guess is 109.

Kim Pegula is a good looking owner !