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  1. #1
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    I'm just gettin out of the car for a second, OHSHIT!

    yeah, maybe should have stayed in the car in the tiger park.

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    Darwin /thread.
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    Brain dead and made of money.

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    I wonder if they're Westernized to the point where they'll blame the Tiger.

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    That must of hurt.

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    I wonder what she was trying to accomplish.

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    Or the other two chasing after the tiger.

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    Looked like an argument?
    Edit:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/26/wo...lled.html?_r=0

    So...his wife is fighting with him and a tiger mauls her, and then his MIL is killed trying to save her???
    Wondering if the guy bribed the zookeeper here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I wonder what she was trying to accomplish.
    It was a new daily feature of the the park...they take a political prisoner and make them get out of the car, and...well, you saw what happened.

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    Looks like the dude almost solved two problems at once.

    "After a woman got out of her car in a Beijing animal park and was mauled by a tiger, her mother also left the car and was killed trying to save her, the local government has said.
    At least one tiger mauled the women on Saturday at Badaling Wildlife World in a section that allows people to drive their own vehicles through a Siberian tiger enclosure, the Yanqing County government said in a written statement.
    Surveillance video that circulated widely online showed a woman exit a car, then walk to the other side of the vehicle, where she was attacked a few seconds later by a tiger. As the animal dragged her away, her husband and mother jumped out in an attempt to rescue her.
    The woman left the car because of an argument with her husband, reported The Legal Evening News, based in Beijing. The Beijing News, also based in the Chinese capital, quoted a friend of the family who denied that the couple had been fighting.
    The woman who was first attacked was badly injured, and her mother, who left the car in an effort to save her daughter, was killed, The Beijing News reported. The woman’s husband was uninjured, as was their child, who remained in the vehicle, the newspaper said.
    The park, near a famous section of the Great Wall in a county north of central Beijing, has had serious safety problems before. In March, a park employee was killed by an elephant. A security guard who stepped out of a patrol vehicle was killed by a tiger in 2014.
    In 2009, an 18-year-old man was killed by a tiger in the park after he scaled a fence with two friends to enter the animals’ enclosure. The men had apparently been trying to take a shortcut through the park after a hike along the Great Wall, reported Xinhua, a state-run news agency.
    While the number of wild tigers in China has dropped to fewer than two dozen living in the far northeast, where they cross back and forth into Russia, thousands of tigers are raised in parks around the country. Visitors to parks in cities like Harbin can pay to feed them, sometimes with live animals. Critics say such breeding programs do little to help wild populations and are sometimes used as cover for the illegal trade in animal parts like tiger pelts and wine made from their bones."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    I wonder if they're Westernized to the point where they'll blame the Tiger.
    They are actually Westernized to the point that they blame the park.

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    To be fair it was her turn to drive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    I wonder if they're Westernized to the point where they'll blame the Tiger.
    hahaha!
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    My favorite part is when the husband says fuck it for a second and almost gets back in the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    My favorite part is when the husband says fuck it for a second and almost gets back in the car.
    Resonated with ya I see.

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    Pretty much speechless at this one
    Puts chinese tourists thinking they can pet bison into perspective
    skid luxury

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    The woman left the car because of an argument with her husband.."
    Hmmmm. Here's a novel way to end a relationship.
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    I'm just gettin out of the car for a second, OHSHIT!

    Cool! The new Chinese VW B8 Passat/Magotan!
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Tiger Bone Wine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I wonder what she was trying to accomplish.
    Given where it happened, I just assumed it was some sort of fire drill...

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    Snort.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Resonated with ya I see.
    Oh yeah.

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    Surprised the tiger didn't eat both of them. Sure, at first the MIL probably made him full, but minutes later he was probably hungry again.

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    Taking the "Tiger mom" meme to new extremes.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Awesome View Post
    Given where it happened, I just assumed it was some sort of fire drill...
    The internet has been won for the day. Back to work everybody.
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    He took her to the zoo but she really wanted to go to the maul?

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