spend some cheese

[digitaldeath]

what online broker should i use to pour money into hoping to become wealthy as scrooge mcduck?

tradeking
etrade
scotttrade
home depot



what u bootlickers suggest

who got cheese to send me ?

[Bobby Stainless]

Texas Hold Em

[Timberridge]

I'm not sure you can open an account with $37.

[hatchgreenchile]

Better start with Scottrade Elite practice account. Bootlicker central.

[digitaldeath]

I've used tradeking

I want those Twitter shares

[babybear]

I use ameritrade but mostly just bc I've had an acct there forever so am familiar with it etc

But have heard some good things about tradeking having pretty decent research for being a discount brokerage

[strawjack]

If you want hands off then Wealthfront.

"Wealthfront does not charge an advisory fee on the first $10,000 of assets under management. On amounts over $10,000, we charge a monthly advisory fee based on an annual fee rate of 0.25%.

The only other fee you incur is the very low fee embedded in the cost of the ETFs you will own that averages 0.12%."

[XXX-er]

Buy a bunch of beer, take the empties back for a guarantied return

I met a brit skiing who told me he wrote a book back in the 90's forseeing the credit swap thing, now he is involved with indexed funds or whatever, sez buying an index out performs what the the pro's pick 75% of the time

[Tuckerman]

The only answer here is hookers and blow. Buy low, sell high.

[old goat]

vanguard for the low fees, index funds (vanguard's are cheaper than other funds they sell), use morningstar free fund analysis for any non-index funds, and forget about getting rich. The only way to get rich in the stock market is by having people pay you to invest their money, not by investing your own. In fact, why don't you start a hedge fund. I'm in for a Tubman--but you'll have to wait until they come out.

[El Chupacabra]

Just send it here:

http://www.da5.us/reach-our-offices/summit-county/