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  1. 06-17-2016, 11:50 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grape_Ape View Post
    Fucking hilarious. The baby goat just drop kicks the other goat and the other goat is all like, "What did I do to you?" Then the baby goat uses him as a springboard. No respect.

    I love baby goats. I went to see some during college (long story) and one baby goat was riding around on his mom's back on all fours. Priceless.
    I like your enthusiasm for baby goats.
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    Few things are funnier in the animal world than baby or mini goats.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Sigh ....... how quickly we forget the cheery carp
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuckerman View Post
    I worry about your enthusiasm for baby goats.
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    Cows are evil!

    Cows rock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Sigh ....... how quickly we forget the cheery carp
    Not to mention the happy goldfish.

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    Cows are evil!

    Once I name it, game's over.
    They become friends, not potential food source.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutmegchoi View Post
    Once I name it, game's over.
    They become friends, not potential food source.
    If I ever get a cow I'll name it Lunch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    If I ever get a cow I'll name it Lunch.
    Fuck that. All cows are named steak.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Cows are evil!

    I do love bone in rib eye...
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    shroom was just talking about boning a ribeye in another thread.
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    When I was a kid all our steers somehow had the name Hamburger.

    Yet our first pig was named Wilbur?
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    Cows are evil!

    This was the largest steak I've ever had.
    I don't know how big it was, but they said it's
    big enough for two people.
    Magnum at Mastro's New York.

    It was no named angus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nutmegchoi View Post
    I don't know how big it was, but they said it's
    big enough for two people.
    Was it?
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    Cows are evil!

    I normally don't eat THAT much.
    But I did run a full marathon to have that meal.
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    Cows do not make a great steak. Steers are obviously a different story.

    Most times the dairy cows I work with aren't bad to work with. But there are some evil ones. I have a scar on my back from one that decided she didn't like being last in the pen with me. Nearly knocked me out and drug me down a cable fence while trying to stomp me into the ground. Couple employees at the dairy likely saved my life by distracting her and pulling me through the fence. I was all fucked up. Powerful animals.
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    Shit. I recall reading that 70% of all agriculture deaths are do to cattle
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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Cows do not make a great steak. Steers are obviously a different story.
    As long as it's a heifer a cow will produce beef as good as a steer, especially the beef breeds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    As long as it's a heifer a cow will produce beef as good as a steer, especially the beef breeds.
    I didn't say heifer though did I?
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    Cows are evil!

    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Cows do not make a great steak. Steers are obviously a different story.

    Most times the dairy cows I work with aren't bad to work with. But there are some evil ones. I have a scar on my back from one that decided she didn't like being last in the pen with me. Nearly knocked me out and drug me down a cable fence while trying to stomp me into the ground. Couple employees at the dairy likely saved my life by distracting her and pulling me through the fence. I was all fucked up. Powerful animals.
    Oh... My god...

    Glad you made out okay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    I didn't say heifer though did I?
    Oh c'mon, now you're splitting cunt hairs.
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