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    naked restaurant checks your BMI at entry

    http://www.eater.com/2016/6/10/11902...taurant-amrita

    . Dining sans clothing: so hot right now? Naked pop-up restaurants have recently been announced in London and Melbourne, and the latest city to get on board with au naturel dining experiences is Tokyo.

    According to Rocket News, the Amrita — apparently the Sanskrit word for "immortality" — will hit Tokyo on July 29. Unlike its predecessors, this pop-up will have some downright discriminatory entrance policies: Patrons must be between the ages of 18 and 60, and cannot be more than 15 kilograms (approximately 33 pounds) above the "average" weight for their height; "Diners who don’t appear to be within the desired weight range upon arrival will be weighed at the door and if they are found to be overweight, they will be denied access with no refunds."

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    No mention of their transgender policy

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    Who would want to dine next to a Jabba the Hut sitting nearby in a nude restaurant ?
    Good policy
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    Hope would the logistics work here? I mean, do you catch your Uber both ways in the buff? Or is there like a changing room near the entrance that you can use like they have at swanky suit and tie places where they lend classless fucks like me a coat so that I can dine with the well heeled.
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    Samoa Airlines weighs its passengers and their baggage and their fare is calculated based on weight: http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/02/travel...are-by-weight/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruiser View Post
    Hope would the logistics work here? I mean, do you catch your Uber both ways in the buff? Or is there like a changing room near the entrance that you can use like they have at swanky suit and tie places where they lend classless fucks like me a coat so that I can dine with the well heeled.
    Bathrobe or a Mumu would work just fine
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    Samoan dudes are yhuuge.
    Mammoths didn't go extinct they just evolved into Samoans
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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    According to Rocket News, the Amrita — apparently the Sanskrit word for "immortality
    Sanskrit? You majored in a 4000 year old dead language?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Sounds like a spilled soup lawsuit waiting to happen.
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    No tattoos allowed either. Definitely a niche market.

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    Tats are frowned upon in Japan, almost no one has them except the Yakuza (mafia types).

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Sounds like a spilled soup lawsuit waiting to happen.
    How true
    "What's the soup of the day?" extra hot sticky spicy tomato soup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Sounds like a spilled soup lawsuit waiting to happen.
    Or a great episode of "OW My Balls!"
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    Are the chefs naked?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    Who would want to dine next to a Jabba the Hut sitting nearby in a nude restaurant ?
    Good policy
    Oprah's excluded?
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    I was in Tokyo for biz once and I was taken to a restaurant where the floor was mirrored and the waitress uniform was short skirts with no panties.

    I'm like wtf should I order here, clams?
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    BMI is horrible for this they should use BF%..
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    how do you say " the BMI doesnt work for me " in Japanese?
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    sounds more like an art installation. They gonna have to pay me they gonna run them tests to audition me and have my sexy ass sittin at the sushi bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    Who would want to dine next to a Jabba the Hut sitting nearby in a nude restaurant ?
    Good policy
    Who wants to dine next to a flesh-covered skeleton?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Who wants to dine next to a flesh-covered skeleton?
    I do if she's a supermodel
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    Was thinking more like this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Was thinking more like this:

    I didn't know the Nazis dressed up the prisoners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Was thinking more like this:

    OK you win....yuk
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