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    How Many?

    I'm sure this will get retarted quick, but.
    How many women should a fifty year old guy try to juggle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    I'm sure this will get retarted quick, but.
    How many women should a fifty year old guy try to juggle?
    As many as it takes.

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    Let's see their tits so we can effectively help answer

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    Like literally juggle? If they're gymnast small, 4...tops. Larger ones, I wouldn't attempt, you'll hurt your back.
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    None. Rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Like literally juggle? If they're gymnast small, 4...tops. Larger ones, I wouldn't attempt, you'll hurt your back.
    That's insane. At 50, no way you can juggle women, even small ones. Best off sticking to babies, or maybe small dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    As many as it takes.
    correct
    watch out for snakes

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    It bea easir if it wuz jiggle?
    watch out for snakes

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    Keep going until you drop one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    None. Rent.
    Dude it's 2016, the girls in my age group don't need or want money.
    They want to have fun and get laid, you should relax a little, pal.
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    Keep going until you drop one?
    It's like wack ah mole, they just keep popping up.

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    I think the general rule of thumb is you shouldn't be dating 50's until you're 70. At 50, you should be working the late 30-40 group harder. Just watch the herp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    Dude it's 2016, the girls in my age group don't need or want money.
    They want to have fun and get laid, you should relax a little, pal.

    It's like wack ah mole, they just keep popping up.

    If women "your age" are good with sharing your cock with multiple partners knock yourself out. And , If they are what's the difference between them and hot young hooker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    If women "your age" are good with sharing your cock with multiple partners knock yourself out. And , If they are what's the difference between them and hot young hooker?
    The hooker will likely make you wear a rubber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    30 years or more.
    Exactly. And probably why the old ones don't want money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    The hooker will likely make you wear a rubber.
    Over 40 odds of pregnancy drop to like 5% too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I think the general rule of thumb is you shouldn't be dating 50's until you're 70. At 50, you should be working the late 30-40 group harder. Just watch the herp.
    38-55 white, black, yellow and mixed.

    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    If you can, you should aquire a bullpen approach, what's that like 7 arms. Mix it up, some leftys some rightys and maybe one that goes both ways.
    Now this is a man that thinks properley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    Over 40 odds of pregnancy drop to like 5% too.
    That's why I always pull out too. Problem solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    If women "your age" are good with sharing your cock with multiple partners knock yourself out. And , If they are what's the difference between them and hot young hooker?
    Because I like the ones I date, some very cool women. Maybe you don't know how to be friends with a women and also tie her to the headboard and fuck the shit out of her.

    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    Over 40 odds of pregnancy drop to like 5% too.
    I knocked the ex up when she was forty-two.

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    "Play Misty for Me"

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    Back when I was dating, I could not juggle many women. Too much work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post


    I knocked the ex up when she was forty-two.

    Damn. I thought if you have to spit on it to make it wet, you couldn't get her pregnant. Way to shatter my beliefs.

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    2, unless you doing blow, then 10 at least

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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Damn. I thought if you have to spit on it to make it wet, you couldn't get her pregnant. Way to shatter my beliefs.
    You know what's funny? I was married along time, until now I took it for granted how hard that bitch used to fuck.

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    Obviously depends on what would happen if you drop one.
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