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    Maybe faster than the average bear? You should see them move out when ranger Rick racks a shotgun.

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    at least she got the footy

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    From the Nat'l Parks Service:


    It’s summer! Time to dust off the old chart…

    We all know national parks offer a unique experience for watching wildlife. But with that privilege comes responsibility. Visitors are responsible for their own safety and for the safety of the animals, too. Simply put, keep your distance—no touching, no feeding, no harassing. For those that do follow the rules and give animals the room they need, THANK YOU! Share this message far and wide with those who don’t follow parks online or may need an extra reminder that a 2,000 pound bison always has the right of way. Also, though the squirrels at Grand Canyon National Park may do a spot on impression of Oliver Twist, please, sir, they don’t need more of your snacks. We want everyone to have a safe and memorable experience in the parks, animals included. ⁣

    Find more tips for watching wildlife safely at https://www.nps.gov/subjects/watchingwildlife/7ways.htm


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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    Dog Damn people are stoopid. If the bears sent a few off early it isn't the bears fault.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    florida license plate, I'm pulling for the bear.
    "Can't you see..."

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    The bears in YNP are so tolerant. If they weren't it would be a bloodbath every fucking day.

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    That ranger should have fired some hazing shots at the tourists as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    That ranger should have fired some hazing shots at the tourists as well
    I agree with this. Fire beanbag rounds at any tourists outside their vehicle. I am serious.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    I agree with this. Fire beanbag rounds at any tourists outside their vehicle. I am serious.
    +2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    I agree with this. Fire beanbag rounds at any tourists outside their vehicle. I am serious.


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    Even better, impromptu tourist fights, like bum fights, with bets on the winner. Huge bonuses if they include some wildlife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    I agree with this. Fire beanbag rounds at any tourists outside their vehicle. I am serious.


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    If sharks have frickin laser beams, the least we could do is give beanbag guns to bears
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain View Post
    Is that big guy hurt? He keeps his paw in the air while running at the ranger faster than Usain Bolt...
    Ranger is pretty damn composed! Agree with the collective though, a few rounds into the side of cars to disperses the gapers would be as beneficial as hazing the bear.
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    What about a tourist hunting season? Some culling could reinforce avoidance behaviors, like staying in your Escalade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boissal View Post
    Is that big guy hurt? He keeps his paw in the air while running at the ranger faster than Usain Bolt...
    Ranger is pretty damn composed! Agree with the collective though, a few rounds into the side of cars to disperses the gapers would be as beneficial as hazing the bear.
    Good catch on that left front paw being up the whole time. He must be injured. Amazing how fast he is on 3 paws.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BC13 View Post
    Good catch on that left front paw being up the whole time. He must be injured. Amazing how fast he is on 3 paws.

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    Yeah poor guy was just looking for some medical attention and he got beanbag rounds instead


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    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.

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    Another clueless tourist vs Yellowstone wildlife

    A pet peeve of mine is that the park service uses yards - ie stay 100 yards away from animals.

    People are so dumb that I think if they said 300 feet instead it *might* register more with people to stay further away.
    since many people have very little concept of how far distances are, simply a larger # might psychologically register as further whereas it is still the same distance requested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BC13 View Post
    Good catch on that left front paw being up the whole time. He must be injured. Amazing how fast he is on 3 paws.

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    Yeah, did not notice that the first viewing. Definitely an injured paw. Poor guy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Boissal View Post
    Is that big guy hurt? He keeps his paw in the air while running at the ranger faster than Usain Bolt...
    Ranger is pretty damn composed! Agree with the collective though, a few rounds into the side of cars to disperses the gapers would be as beneficial as hazing the bear.
    He stepped on a thorn and is hoping a friendly tourist will remove it for him.

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    Hey lets make a zoo with no fences and then get all high and mighty on tourists standing in parking lots that don't do exactly as they should. (ps the person filming said lady who ran away while being charged was literally breaking the same rules)
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    Huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdironRider View Post
    Hey lets make a zoo with no fences and then get all high and mighty on tourists standing in parking lots that don't do exactly as they should. (ps the person filming said lady who ran away while being charged was literally breaking the same rules)
    Are you fucking serious? These people outside their vehicles are fucking idiots and anyone who doesn't think so is a fucking idiot.

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    AR brings the dumb…or he’s wasted.

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