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    Thins White People Should Never Do

    Quote Originally Posted by zartagen View Post
    ^^^^ this is a prime example...yikes
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    White people should not drunk dance to funk music.
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    wear corn rows; put diamonds in their teeth; pretend they are blackName:  split-naacp-2-0612.jpg
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    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

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    You can not stop me!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha
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    Imitate Chinese people when eating at a Chinese restaurant.
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    THINGS WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER DO

    Talk black (no you didn't git yo haar did)

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Bye Felicia!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    Talk black (no you didn't git yo haar did)
    Oh man I get so embarrassed when I hear a white person trying to bond with a black person by talking like that. I seriously cover my ears.
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    Sheeit. That's how I bond wid udder white peeps.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Do people not understand that Gifs should loop well?
    Anyway, white people need to stop with the kale and fad diets and shit. I guess that's more Shit White People Like, but it needs to stop.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Hang out with black guys...

    “You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5 blacks guys talking like, 'Golly gee, we really won that big basketball game' but you will have 5 white guys talking like 'Yo slick, whuzzup...we be shootin hoops and mad playin, slammed those mofos”

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    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
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    I can't find the original sound clip, but it was even funnier then the above quote. It was about what happens if you put one white guy with ten black guys, vs ten white guys with one black guy.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
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    Should. Not. Ever. Lick. Their. Cats.

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    Rap.

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    Dreads.

    But you know who was a really awesome white guy at being black? Gary Oldman in True Romance. He was awesome. There are gifs but I can't be assed right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Dreads.

    But you know who was a really awesome white guy at being black? Gary Oldman in True Romance. He was awesome. There are gifs but I can't be assed right now.



    Agreed. That was the best white guy doing a black guy, ever. Sorta slanted towards the Carribean black, but, still, kids who like the Batman movies, where he plays a really white guy, should see that performance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Agreed. That was the best white guy doing a black guy, ever. Sorta slanted towards the Carribean black, but, still, kids who like the Batman movies, where he plays a really white guy, should see that performance.
    Aw, what the hell, if Benny and I are gonna agree on something, the least I can do is put up a link. NSFW:


    "You musta thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, izzit?"

    That movie was so great, and not just for that scene.

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    Tarintino's first movie, essentially.

    Speaking of white guys doing black guys.

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    Pretend to be aboriginal american


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    Bow to Selassie
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    Colt 40's.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Yeah, everyone knows Olde English is the superior malt liquor
    I still call it The Jake.

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    True Romance is the best flick ever for sure. Killer cast. The scene with Hopper and Walken in the trailer is epic. Time to watch it again.

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