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  1. 05-17-2016, 02:19 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    #1 getting 2 hour Blowjobs
    It takes a 2 hour bj to get you off??
    Sounds like she isn't doing it right
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    LoL. It's just a term of endearment
    Maybe you mean "crushing pussy" which is an actual phrase; But who knows with you damn Canadians with your flapping heads and beady little eyes.

    Also, what BB said, two hours? After about 15 minutes I'd be like let's get this show on he road!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    WTF? Are you guys all gay?

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    What MEN can't have enough of, not boys. Or are you just some kinda sicko?

    And "crunching pussy"? Is that like kegels? Don't know why a guy would want to do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Maybe you mean "crushing pussy" which is an actual phrase; But who knows with you damn Canadians with your flapping heads and beady little eyes.

    Also, what BB said, two hours? After about 15 minutes I'd be pulling off a quiet exit and finishing this shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baby bear View Post
    It takes a 2 hour bj to get you off??
    Sounds like she isn't doing it right
    I would start getting bored, unless I'm missing something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baby bear View Post
    It takes a 2 hour bj to get you off??
    Sounds like she isn't doing it right
    No
    Why is getting off mean the blowjob has to stop?
    a 2 minute break and back to work she goes. As long as she is getting hers at the same time it's win win
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    Titties and beer.
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    Technically Titties usually come in pairs.


    So there be titty #1, titty #2 and the beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    Technically Titties usually come in pairs.


    So there be titty #1, titty #2 and the beer.
    Ok, so, this one time in Mexico...
    I see hydraulic turtles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Crunching pussy? You may be doing it wrong, or that pussy isn't as clean as you say.
    Or she's just really old...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    Technically Titties usually come in pairs.


    So there be titty #1, titty #2 and the beer.
    How sweet of a story would it be if you found a nice divorcee that had breast cancer and lost a breast but beat the cancer and was healthy and was also a brewer?
    then you could have 1 booby, beer AND vagine
    this is my wish for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kopi_Red View Post
    Or she's just really old...
    I think that would be dusting pussy
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    Quote Originally Posted by baby bear View Post
    How sweet of a story would it be if you found a nice divorcee that had breast cancer and lost a breast but beat the cancer and was healthy and was also a brewer?
    then you could have 1 booby, beer AND vagine
    this is my wish for you
    Can I trade up four a wimens with one eye and two Titties?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    Can I trade up four a wimens with one eye and two Titties?
    yes I will update my wish for you

    edit reason: it's tough to motorboat with one
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
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    Exactly what I was thinking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Lawyers, guns and money.
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