Help my really really good friend win best bartender..

[Rednaked]

Ha! My mom ordered vodka, Kaluha, baileys and bartender says "oh, an orgasm" mom was mortified.

[babybear]

bet she never ordered that again

I also got my dad a redbull and vodka to try once at a ski premier (he had never had one and was wondering about the hype- this is around early 2000's btw) and the drink comes and sits there on the table for eons. So I ask Dad if he doesn't like it and he is surprised bc he thought it was not his drink bc it was not red haha but makes perfect sense
still cracks me up to this day

[Mofro261]

Tell the bartender, I think I'm falling in love.

[Lindahl]

Wow... I really missed out not checking into this thread earlier. Can I haz more drama plz?

[KenJongIll]

Wow... I really missed out not checking into this thread earlier. Can I haz more drama plz?

It had real promise until it became apparent that Red had not actually "befriended" MtnG

[adrenalated]

Ha! My mom ordered vodka, Kaluha, baileys and bartender says "oh, an orgasm" mom was mortified.

The drink doesn't sound that good, but next time I go to a bar with a really hot bartender, I'm going to ask her for an orgasm just to see what the reaction is.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

No fucking way is Harry rednaked. I, like many here have met Harry and I doubt he has it in him to carry on with such a trolling.

[Harry]

No fucking way is Harry rednaked. I, like many here have met Harry and I doubt he has it in him to carry on with such a trolling.

I had a safety meeting with My Pet Powder Goat last season in the trees off of Tippy's Tumble. Good times.

I am NOT this Rednaked troll. My only alias is Hemingway.

I like Mtngirl and wish her the best. She is a good person.

[babybear]

fwiw I was thinking- I dont know Harry and yea he gets pollyassed sometimes but I don't think he would do this..

And the hemingway brings me great great joy so maybe delete that bc it's so great when hemingway just pops in
truly can make an evening. it's the little things in life eh?

[::: :::]

I thought I was writing Hemingway...dammit!

[Like a Boss]

I am the Hemingway alias, everybody knows that.

Carry on with the buffoonery, young men.

[NW_SKIER]

Chainsaw willie is hemmingway

No. He is herpes. That much has been established already.

[Like a Boss]

If Godwin's Law is "as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1," then the TGR version is "as a TGR discussion grows longer, the probability of a herpes mention approaches 1." What should we call this law?

[Rednaked]

No fucking way is Harry rednaked. I, like many here have met Harry and I doubt he has it in him to carry on with such a trolling.

I have Harry balls, does that count? Of course, they're crab infested after spending a drunken night with mntgrl in the Huntley

[GeezerSteve]

What should we call this law?

Conway's Law, of course

[Rednaked]

Conway's Law, of course

Wasn't he banned? TGR admin must be a Nazi

[Brock Landers]

Harry willie and rednaked? Why do you complain so much? You get laid at will

[DaveTV]

Shelly at the Parka

[Rednaked]

Harry willie and rednaked? Why do you complain so much? You get laid at will

I got laid as Will...and ended up with the herp! Damn mntgrl, she looked clean

[Brock Landers]

So rednaked is willie? Christ I thought we already said that

[iceman]

I'm very lost in this thread, I better try again from the start.

[Rednaked]

I'm very lost in this thread, I better try again from the start.

Vote for Emily. Avoid mntgrl. I'm not Willie, or Harry, or anyone else. Wear a condom.

[iceman]

Noted.

[AK47bp]

I'm here for the ski off.

[SeatownSlackey]

WTF I opened this thread with benevolent intentions and found a telenovela