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  1. #26
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    Runnin' from the law, the press and the parents,

    "Is your name Michael Diamond?"

    "Nah, my name's Clarence."
    Outlive the bastards - Ed Abbey

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    And I beat a Benny down with an aluminum bat!
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
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    I know actual transpeople.
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

  3. #28
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    Should I have another sip no skip it
    In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet
    I see hydraulic turtles.

  4. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pegleg View Post
    Runnin' from the law, the press and the parents,

    "Is your name Michael Diamond?"

    "Nah, my name's Clarence."
    from downtown manhattan the village
    "up in the ski resorts, up in hills they move ki's and had skis making drops on snowmobiles"- GZA

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    I looked out the window seen his bald head
    ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
    "up in the ski resorts, up in hills they move ki's and had skis making drops on snowmobiles"- GZA

  6. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKIORFORGETIT View Post
    I looked out the window seen his bald head
    ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
    Paul's Boutique is my favorite Beasties album. Strong work.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

  7. #32
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    Makes his home all over the place
    He goes to sleep by falling down on his face
    I see hydraulic turtles.

  8. #33
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    ...the best in men's clothing. Call Paul's Boutique and ask for Janice and the number is (718) 498-1043. That's Paul's Boutique and they're in Brooklyn."

  9. #34
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    I know who I am For a minute I didnt but now I'm back again
    I'm feeling strong, see, trust myself, G
    Well, I stopped smoking cheeba and that was part of the key.

    I've always thought about these lyrics. I like cheeba....

  10. #35
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    Seriously?!? Watch this and tell me your EDM bullshit DJ's and MC's are worth a shit. I'll add Hurricane era stuff if need be



    AND THEY PLAY THEIR OWN INSTRUMENTS!?!?!

    skip to 19+ to get yer mind blown
    Last edited by BmillsSkier; 05-19-2016 at 11:02 PM.
    I still call it The Jake.

  11. #36
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    And we all switch places when I ring the bell
    I see hydraulic turtles.

  12. #37
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    Professor, what's another word for 'pirate treasure'?
    I see hydraulic turtles.

  13. #38
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    I'd say it's booty.

    Yes, I got more bounce than the fucking bump

    And then you want to know why
    Because I'm motherfuckin' truckin'
    I still call it The Jake.

  14. #39
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    Rock my Adidas, never rock Fila, I do not sniff the coke I only smoke sinsemilla

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    RIP MCA...

    What the ponytail, I don't eat snail
    I'll steal your keys and then I'll check your mail
    'Cause I'm the creepy crawler that be crawling your walls
    And I'm the shot caller when it comes to shot calls
    And I'll be rockin' parties from block to block
    And block party to party the neighborhoods on lock
    So hide your eyes, wait, I saw you looking
    The name's MCA made in downtown Brooklyn
    www.dpsskis.com
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    formerly an ambassador for a few others, but the ski industry is... interesting.
    Fukt: a very small amount of snow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post

    Yes, I got more bounce than the fucking bump
    For some reason that line popped into my head the other day and wouldn't leave.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    All the talk of microdising and LSD in the news got me thinking about an early season ski trip to Seven Springs freshman year of college that involved lots of geltabs, decent snow, a laser Floyd show and a DUI checkpoint passed with flying colors despite all the colors flying. The one constant that day was this song stuck on repeat in the car's CD player. Not all bad.

    Fun fact: that sound is a White Castle straw and cup lid.
    I still call it The Jake.

  18. #43
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    HELOOOOO BROOKLYN!!!

    I play my stereo loud, I disturb my neighbors
    “I really lack the words to compliment myself today.” - Alberto Tomba

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    suckers write me checks and then they bounce
    so I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount
    See I'm the long, leaner - vincent the cleaner
    I'm the illest motherfucker from here to gardena

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    I've got more rhymes than I've got grey hairs and that's a lot because I've got my share.

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    He's goes to sleep by falling down on his face.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post

    Fun fact: that sound is a White Castle straw and cup lid.
    Thank you for this. Many a high evening was spent contemplating that sound. It's so obvious now.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    Thank you for this. Many a high evening was spent contemplating that sound. It's so obvious now.
    It's stuff like this that keeps us coming back here, right?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
    You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
    I see hydraulic turtles.

  25. #50
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    Yeah, you motherfuckers!
    I'm all that!
    I see you lookin' at me sayin' How can he be so skinny and live so phat?
    You know why, cause I'm the maestro
    Bunny Don't Surf

    Have you seen a one armed man around here?

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