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  1. #1
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    Can I buy a plane ticket to Baghdad or Kabul right now

    Ya I guess 1850 gets me to Kabul

    Nobody will try and stop me?

    How will the embassy receive me
    ?
    Zone Controller

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    Which embassy?
    JigaRex Universal Ski Mounting Jig

  3. #3
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    $190 from London. to Baghdad.

    http://www.iraqiairways.com.iq

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    Dang that's a deal
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

  5. #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Dang that's a deal
    well the stewardesses aren't all that.

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    This is a gofundme I could throw some pesos at.

  7. #7
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    I'll pay your way--one way.

  8. #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    well the stewardesses aren't all that.
    Can you at least smoke on board?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Can I buy a plane ticket to Baghdad or Kabul right now

    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Ya I guess 1850 gets me to Kabul

    Nobody will try and stop me?

    How will the embassy receive me
    ?
    If it's one way, I'll contribute


    EDIT....looks like I'll share it with old goat
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    I had an acquaintance in college who, after the first Gulf War, upped and left for Kuwait/Iraq. He bought a one way ticket saying there are fortunes to be made after war. I never heard from him again.

    Are looking for a one way ticket? Will we hear from you again?

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    Why should you pay for yourself? There's at least one all-expenses-paid alternative:
    https://www.navy.com/careers/special...sponsibilities

    Man up.

  12. #12
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    Fortunes to be made indeed
    Zone Controller

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    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Fortunes to be made indeed
    Yeah, I saw that bad George Clooney movie too about finding gold or some shit in Iraq. I can't recall the ending but I think they made out with less than $37.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    The Korangal Valley is beautiful this time of year. Check into the embassy near the McDonalds....

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    Walk in with a bag of McRibs.
    Did the last unsatisfied fat soccer mom you took to your mom's basement call you a fascist? -irul&ublo
    Don't Taze me bro.

  16. #16
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    Buckle up and send it.

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    whats the going price for an inbound seat these days?

  18. #18
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    Free? But Eric Prince will charge you $6500 for the return trip. Of course that has probably gone up with the deteriorating situation.

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    Is it too late to send DD?
    . . .

  20. #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Dang that's a deal
    Please go
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Is it too late to send DD?
    Ask Glenn Beck

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    37$ from me if this is real!
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Be sure to wear one of these tee shirts upon arrival.

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    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    Can I buy a plane ticket to Baghdad or Kabul right now

    No need for a ticket, just climb up the landing gear and stowaway proper

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    Theyre selling military vehicles on Afghani social media. Lets go get paid.
    "I don't pretend to have all the answers, and I think there's something to be said for that" -One For The Road

    Brain dead and made of money.

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