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Thread: Need a "happier than" metaphor
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02-03-2016, 08:07 AM #1Good-lookin' wool
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Need a "happier than" metaphor
For my purposes, I need funny but not overly crude. But I know which direction this may go.
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02-03-2016, 08:12 AM #2
this has a few pgs of good fodder
http://memegenerator.net/Happier-Than-Geico-GuysLast edited by b-bear; 02-03-2016 at 08:43 AM.
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02-03-2016, 08:14 AM #3
A puppy with two peckers. A pig in shit.
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02-03-2016, 08:18 AM #4
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02-03-2016, 08:20 AM #5
^winner
Happier than a maggot in Jackson Hole last weekend?
Cam Newton next Sunday night?
Donald Trumps haters yesterday?
Bobby at Alpental next weekend?Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
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02-03-2016, 08:56 AM #6
A chubby kid in a candy shop
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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02-03-2016, 09:02 AM #7Funky But Chic
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Pio at an all-you-can-eat buffet?
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02-03-2016, 09:20 AM #8
Happier than a butcher's dog
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02-03-2016, 09:30 AM #9
Two Ogdens?
I still call it The Jake.
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02-03-2016, 09:31 AM #10
Than Jerry Sandysky at a youth football game.
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02-03-2016, 09:32 AM #11
a sot in a river o' whiskey
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02-03-2016, 09:35 AM #12
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02-03-2016, 09:50 AM #13doughboyshredder Guest
Jerod at a high school cheerleading competition.
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02-03-2016, 10:18 AM #14
A junkie in an oxycontin factory.
I see hydraulic turtles.
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02-03-2016, 10:29 AM #15
Barak Obama next January 21
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02-03-2016, 11:06 AM #16
Hugh Conway
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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02-03-2016, 11:19 AM #17
happier than timberridge when he leaves the garden state for the green mtn state
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02-03-2016, 11:27 AM #18
Need a "happier than" metaphor
Kim kardashian at a spanx sale
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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02-03-2016, 11:45 AM #19
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02-03-2016, 12:24 PM #20Registered User
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On that Discovery channel show Moonshiners the other day one of the rednecks said "ya don't have to drink much of this and it'll make you love your mother in law." Not quite what you were asking for but it made me think of that.
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02-03-2016, 12:52 PM #21Registered User
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02-03-2016, 01:02 PM #22
Happier than a Pilot on 4 wheels.
I still call it The Jake.
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02-03-2016, 04:49 PM #23
Happier than me after I take my morning dump.
I see hydraulic turtles.
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02-03-2016, 05:29 PM #24
Happier than a camel on hump day.
Or a tornado in a trailer park.::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.
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02-03-2016, 05:55 PM #25
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