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    Luke, I think you're taking this a bit too personally. But let's assume you're down at the Honky Tonk one night and you meet a 5'8" woman who wants to play slamma lamma ding dong in your new truck's bed. Telling her you only have a 5' bed is gonna kill the mood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Luke, I think you're taking this a bit too personally. But let's assume you're down at the Honky Tonk one night and you meet a 5'8" woman who wants to play slamma lamma ding dong in your new truck's bed. Telling her you only have a 5' bed is gonna kill the mood.
    tell us you only think of sex as the missionary position without saying it.

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    On occasion I'll spice it up with the flying dutchman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    tell us you only think of sex as the missionary position without saying it.
    Missionary- The position I'm referring to when I tell my wife I'm looking to "spread the gospel."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    Of the 5 guys framing & other “real work” at the new house under construction down the street, 4 drive a car to the work site. I should tell them they are doing it wrong. The truck belongs to the “boss” guy. It’s new, sparkling, and never has anything in the bed.
    A friend did ten years as a carpenter driving an 80s Toyota Cargo Van like this one.

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    It was really the perfect vehicle for that. Reliable, good milage, and his tools were hidden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    A friend did ten years as a carpenter driving an 80s Toyota Cargo Van like this one.

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    It was really the perfect vehicle for that. Reliable, good milage, and his tools were hidden.
    So did the terrorists in Back to the Future.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Guys with tiny-bed trucks sure are sensitive.

    NTTAWWT.


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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    You could have just stopped here.

    Exactly. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the materials yard to get some gravel I don't need. I'll just drive around with it in the truck bed.
    I ski 135 degree chutes switch to the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    Exactly. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the materials yard to get some gravel I don't need. I'll just drive around with it in the truck bed.
    Extra points if you keep your farm quad in the back full time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    Exactly. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the materials yard to get some gravel I don't need. I'll just drive around with it in the truck bed.
    Not in that tiny-ass bed, you aren't!

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    This thread is like the gunz thread except wooly isn't here... yet.
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    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    So did the terrorists in Back to the Future.
    Due to its durability and reliability, the Toyota Hilux, along with the larger Toyota Land Cruiser, has become popular among militant groups in war-torn regions as a technical. According to terrorism analyst Andrew Exum, the Hilux is "the vehicular equivalent of the AK-47. It's ubiquitous to insurgent warfare."

    U.S. counter-terror officials have inquired with Toyota how the Salafi jihadist extremist group Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant has apparently acquired large numbers of Toyota Hiluxes and Land Cruisers. Mark Wallace, the CEO of the Counter Extremism Project said, "Regrettably, the Toyota Land Cruiser and Hilux have effectively become almost part of the ISIS brand."

    The 1980s Toyota War between Libya and Chad was so named because of the heavy, successful use of Hilux trucks for technicals.


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_War

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    Radical American militants are less practical, parts are more available, and roads are better. So jacked up big wheeled American made full sized models make the cut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I miss 12 foot beds.
    12' beds are useless. How are you gonna carry all your 14' long things?

    14' bed or go home.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    With a 16 foot bed of course.


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    Lol… is that thing real?
    I ski 135 degree chutes switch to the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    Lol… is that thing real?
    This sequence got a serious laugh out of me too.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    Lol… is that thing real?
    Oh, she’s real

    https://youtu.be/vpq9G50xwsA


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    Zero gotos points
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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    Lol… is that thing real?
    https://www.motorbiscuit.com/16-foot...ext-big-thing/



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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Ive never owned a car, so there is that, fancy pants. Get back to me when you can say that.
    BFD. Not owning a car is nothing to brag about. Unless of course you're in a thread about trucks.
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    can we clarify the wagon use case or do i have to find that other thread to ask?

    crossing my t’s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toadman View Post
    BFD. Not owning a car is nothing to brag about. Unless of course you're in a thread about trucks.
    So you're saying your comment was as pointless as mine? Hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toadman View Post
    BFD. Not owning a car is nothing to brag about. Unless of course you're in a thread about trucks.
    Yet here we are.

    Quote Originally Posted by shroom View Post
    can we clarify the wagon use case or do i have to find that other thread to ask?

    crossing my t’s
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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    So you're saying your comment was as pointless as mine? Hahahahaha
    Indeed.

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