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  1. 01-11-2016, 10:39 PM #1
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    THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...WITH GUITARS....!!!!

    KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!!!
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    ...IT HAS BEEN SUGGESTED IN SOME QUARTERS THAT THIS IS NOT ENOUGH...
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  5. 01-11-2016, 11:05 PM #5
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    THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...WITH GUITARS....!!!!

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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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  12. 01-14-2016, 09:06 PM #12
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    Where the hell is Strummer, I miss that guys stories. And talking about Rights............

    Well, you can't have that
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    Don't watch the food cook
    A Dyna-Gym, I'll personally demonstrate it
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    Molly Brown water bed with polybendum

    A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi
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    A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
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    A new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick
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    A Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped
    A Winnebago, hell, a herd of Winnebagos
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    Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw

    A Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce
    A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot
    Or a baby's arm holding an apple?
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  13. 01-14-2016, 09:27 PM #13
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  15. 01-15-2016, 02:07 AM #15
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  16. 01-22-2016, 07:57 AM #16
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  17. 01-22-2016, 08:40 AM #17
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  18. 02-18-2016, 02:54 AM #18
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    But it's better than the factory
    Now that's no place to waste your youth
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    Bump for international Clash day

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  20. 02-07-2020, 01:23 PM #20
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    A lotta people running and a hiding tonight...
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    How many local dollars for a local anesthetic?
    The Johnny on the corner wasn't very sympathetic.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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  23. 02-09-2020, 06:21 AM #23
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    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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  25. 02-09-2020, 11:58 AM #25
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