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  1. #1
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    THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...WITH GUITARS....!!!!

    KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!!!
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    ...IT HAS BEEN SUGGESTED IN SOME QUARTERS THAT THIS IS NOT ENOUGH...
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    You have the right not to be killed

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    ... unless it is done ...

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    By a policeman, or...
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...WITH GUITARS....!!!!

    ...aristocrat!

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    You have the right to free speech. As long as...
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  8. #8
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    Your white, or...

  9. #9
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    ...Play guitar!

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  11. #11
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    Tonight they're closing up the world and sweeping smoke from cigarettes


    ...oops, wrong song.

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    Where the hell is Strummer, I miss that guys stories. And talking about Rights............

    Well, you can't have that
    But if you're an American citizen, you are entitled to
    A heated kidney shaped pool, a microwave oven
    Don't watch the food cook
    A Dyna-Gym, I'll personally demonstrate it
    In the privacy of your own home
    A king size Titanic unsinkable
    Molly Brown water bed with polybendum

    A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi
    Real simulated Indian jewelry
    A Gucci shoetree, a year's supply of antibiotics
    A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
    And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number
    A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick
    Rosemary's baby
    A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams

    A new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick
    A Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair
    A Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG
    Or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati
    A Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped
    A Winnebago, hell, a herd of Winnebagos
    We're giving 'em away
    Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw

    A Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce
    A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot
    Or a baby's arm holding an apple?
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    I'm all lost in the supermarket
    I can no longer shop happily

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    came in here for a special offer
    guaranteed personality

  15. #15
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    Hey fellas! Hey fellas? Lauren Bacall!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

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    Ring, ring, it's seven AM
    Move yourself to go again
    Cold water in the face
    Brings you back to this awful place

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    Long distance callers make long distance calls

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    But it's better than the factory
    Now that's no place to waste your youth
    I worked there for a week once
    I luckily got the boot
    Quote Originally Posted by ilovetoskiatalta View Post
    Dude its losers like you that give ski bums a bad rap.

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    Bump for international Clash day

    https://www.kexp.org/internationalclashday/

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    A lotta people running and a hiding tonight...

  21. #21
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    How many local dollars for a local anesthetic?
    The Johnny on the corner wasn't very sympathetic.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

  22. #22
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    Elevator, going up!

  23. #23
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    When they kick at your front door, how you gunna come?
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    Here’s the dumbest person on tgr
    "If you don't got Olin, then your store could use some fixin'"

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    With your hands on your head or on the trigger of your gun!


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    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

  25. #25
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    I prefer...alcohol!
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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