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Thread: Will Martin Shkreli "Disappear"?
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12-18-2015, 01:10 PM #1mental projection
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Will Martin Shkreli "Disappear"?
Will little Marty disappear with concrete shoes like Jimmy Hoffa or built into a structure. My bet is that he will eventually piss off the wrong person, or already has and will end up disappearing, never to be heard from again. Ground into little tiny pieces or with a hole through his head.
I know, who cares, and I'm an insensitive asshole for even bringing this up, but inquiring minds want to know
What thinks the collective?
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12-18-2015, 01:12 PM #2
If Bernie Madoff didn't then I don't think Shkreli will. Madoff ruined far more peoples lives than Martin ever dreamed.
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12-18-2015, 01:32 PM #3
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12-18-2015, 01:34 PM #4mental projection
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Not that I really care, but in my other thread posted last week, I pissed off a few sensitive people about Binge Eating Disorder.
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12-18-2015, 02:02 PM #5Registered User
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Maybe he can plead "affluenza" hang out for a year or two on probation and then flee the country...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...g-to-find-you/
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12-18-2015, 02:05 PM #6
^Ha, thats what I was thinking. Shkreli and 'fluenza boy on the lamb. Could even make for a good reality show.
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12-18-2015, 02:23 PM #7Registered User
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12-18-2015, 06:25 PM #8Registered User
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I think Mr. Shkreli is rethinking his whole game right now, in a small cell. The system will deliver karma on him all the way through the legal process.
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12-18-2015, 07:00 PM #9Formerly someone else!
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Found this pretty interesting!!
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borow...usand-per-cent
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12-18-2015, 07:51 PM #10observing free range rude
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Shrek boy is taunting the WuTang guy, he has several public threats against other people. Likes to talk up being Albanian, a euphemism for born gangster.
His sons are no longer breathing, they could have had some help getting there. I believed the first one no problem, but the second?
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12-18-2015, 11:07 PM #11But Ellen kicks ass - if she had a beard it would be much more haggard. -Jer
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12-18-2015, 11:59 PM #12
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12-19-2015, 12:50 AM #13
Like fuck, the dude posted $5mil. bail. He's back in his spendy-ass penthouse wondering why the feds think he has to play by the rules. Probably pumping $2 million worth of Wu Tang out the speakers while he's at it. Defraud a couple of seniors and you're not getting out for the price of a couple of fucking CDs...
Life is simple. Go Explore.
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12-19-2015, 07:03 AM #14
All Shkreli, all the time.
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12-20-2015, 11:24 PM #15
We're all Martin Shkreli. https://medium.com/the-lighthouse/we...e2a#.3and6lcgi
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12-21-2015, 07:47 AM #16Registered User
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My wife used to be on the forefront of African Sleeping Sickness research and has published a few papers on it. They worked around the clock in Woods Hole and Holland for shit pay. At least labor overheard isn't an issue in research, people happily work for dirt.
She gave it up to pull teeth....
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12-21-2015, 08:47 AM #17Head down, push foreword
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"Now I'm not saying hip-hop is a bad influence on society--> but 100% of the people who bought the last Wu-Tang album got arrested"
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12-22-2015, 08:03 AM #18
Twas the night before Christmas and in his penthouse
Martin Shkreli was relishing his life as a louse
His millions were stacked to the ceiling with care
In bundles of Franklins thirty feet in the air
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The pharma CEO slept smug in his bed;
While visions of price-gouging danced in his head;
Like the price of an AIDS drug he'd recently sent
Soaring to the heavens by five thousand percent
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When over on Twitter there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my porn Bible lesson to see what was the matter.
Away to the home page I flew like a flash,
"BREAKING: Turing CEO's career is headed for a crash!”
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The moon over midtown made the Big Apple glow,
As if in a spotlight for a really big show,
When what to our wondering eyes did appear,
But a team of G-Men in full G-men gear
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With a warrant for arrest and list of charges so thick,
I knew in a moment they'd be cuffing this prick
More rapid than eagles through his foyer they came,
And they read him Miranda, then his transgressions by name:
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"You fraudster! You stealer! You vulture! You cheat!
You swindler, you schemer, you freaking deadbeat!
To the back of the car! To your waiting jail walls!
Now come this way! Come this way! We gotcha by the balls!"
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And then, in a twinkling, I heard on Late Edition
That Shkreli had been fired from his corporate position
As I turned my head and was scratching my duff,
I saw perp-walking Martin, all bound up in cuffs.
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He was smarmy and pale, a narcissistic little shit,
And America convulsed in a schadenfreudic fit;
The fear in his eye---oh, yes, it was there,
Soon gave me to know this guy had no prayer
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He spoke not a word, but soon lost his smirk,
As prosecutors drooled over nailing this jerk,
And the whole world exclaimed as he disappeared with a snort
"Karma's a bitch, pharma bro, and we'll see you in court.”"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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12-22-2015, 10:02 AM #19
they dont have shit on Marty
he made everyone a profit
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12-22-2015, 11:27 AM #21mental projection
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12-23-2015, 03:38 PM #22observing free range rude
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