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  1. #176
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    I just now looked at this thread for the first time. I totally missed the boat.
    Buy nice things here.
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    Always good when the master-craftsman gets out of the fucking car and does a little work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    No, it's really not. Cruel is funny and this is not cruel enough.
    It will be once Punani sends her the link to this thread

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    "Welcome to our newest member, honeyblondeDD"

    Heh!
    I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.

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    Well, it looks like the gig's up for me. Ol' Jugs of Fun responded to my initial e-mail, but, so far, has ignored my follow-up. Maybe it was the pictures of Roo's rental from the Tahoe summit? Maybe she was insulted by the trailer park remark?

    Anywho, she wrote me this:


    hey there orlando...thank you so much for responding!

    i am a single mom of a 4yr old...thus the not wishing to co-habitate--or 'see' anyone in the house.
    im 5'11--over 6ft in heels, i would say husky, not fat. actually i wouldnt say husky either--perhaps 'zuftig'. pics attached. hope you enjoy!
    i can get paperwork about the std free...we would have to meet and discuss before i spend the money though...
    can you send pics of the property? i am looking to move soon, next couple of weeks. i am currently near idlwilde park (so we can meet first in reno if you prefer.)

    smooches
    j


    I last night, I Wrote back with:

    Dear Miss Honey,

    I give my profuse apologies for reply so late. I am on call last night and had to go in for emergency and then today i must give grand rounds. I am very tire.

    I attach a couple pictures of my condo. It is right on lake with nice view.

    I like the pictures you send. No you are not husky like Sophia was but you look still like strong girl and you are taller than me which I like. I don’t know what is zuftig. It is German? I’m not familiar with the German, but I like the French and especially the Greek. You do too? I know we going to make a nice fuck together! I have other things to show you. Do you know the LS9000? I learn this from some dentist friends. It is very powerful and uses 6 D cells. You going to like.

    I make the arrangements for the STD testing so you no have to pay. I have Columbian friend in Woman Health Clinic at hospital. She is also husky latin woman, but too husky. I think she like the girls more anyway but this is professional visit so is okay. When you go you ask for Dr. Lucia Maria Teressa Mariana Rosario Douchbago.

    I never heard Idlwilde park but sounds like trailer park. I will not meet you in such a place. I like the Ceasars casino so maybe we should meet there. I am oncall for next two nights so after that I have the time to meet and have drinks. This weekend then?

    I cannot wait to meet you! And please will you make me a favor and wear thong?

    Orlando


    Now that I'm out, i'm putting my money on Yoga. Between SuPu, Roo, and myself, I bet Honey is dying for some girl-on-girl action.
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    When you go you ask for Dr. Lucia Maria Teressa Mariana Rosario Douchbago.
    I think you blew it with that line.
    everything else sounded like a typical over-sexed latin doctor of heterologous pathology

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    Date: Fri, 13 May 2005 08:47:24 -0700 (PDT)
    From: "wwmdincali" <wwmdincali@yahoo.com>
    Subject: Re: tahoe rental exchange
    To: "honey pie" <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
    Jessica -
    Attached is a picture taken of me last month during
    Winterfest (the Tahoe Gay and Lesbian Ski Week).

    About your picture - wow. You're a whole lotta woman!
    I'm pleased to hear that you're open to a woman, I
    really wasn't sure how you would respond.
    Now, down to business: Are you looking to live in the
    house completely rent free? Are you comfortable with
    your son being exposed to the lesbian lifestyle?
    Remember, I am not a one-woman woman, and you wouldn't
    be the only woman in my life. As I told you, I use
    the house primarily in the winter, so it would be
    doubtful that I would even be there until next
    November. However, things like utilities and cable
    must be paid, and I like the idea of you staying there
    if you take care of those bills.

    Unfortunately, I am in Los Angeles and don't see a
    break in the near future to meet you. But one of my
    close friends (male) is an excellent judge of
    character and knows my type to a T, and he lives in
    Reno. I think the thing to do (once we have worked
    out the "rent") is to have you meet him, and he will
    give me the yay or nay.

    Looking forward to hearing from you -
    Elizabeth

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    Yogachik, send her this link and see if she's into role playing and mid evil girly romps in the forest in costume

    http://www.afterellen.com/TV/xena.html

    tell her you have a horse named Ellen and want to ride her off into the Tahoe National Forest where you know of a hot spring big enough for two

    this picture might help


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    This is a setup, yes?

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    Yoger, if she's savvy at all, you're hosed:

    http://images.google.com/images?q=lesbian+wanted&hl=en

    She's on Craigslist, so I wouldn't put it past her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayfrizzo
    Yoger, if she's savvy at all, you're hosed:

    http://images.google.com/images?q=lesbian+wanted&hl=en

    She's on Craigslist, so I wouldn't put it past her.
    BTW: Link is NSFW unless you have SafeSearch turned on.

    And if you have it turned off there are some rather shocking images that come up, like "I didn't know that they could that!"
    I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jayfrizzo
    Yoger, if she's savvy at all, you're hosed:

    http://images.google.com/images?q=lesbian+wanted&hl=en

    She's on Craigslist, so I wouldn't put it past her.
    uh - yeah, that's where I got the pic. Easy to explain away - so not hosed. Anyway, I don't think she's at all savvy.

    Splat - I think it's a police set-up, yes. By the way, Splat, you're my friend in Reno who I had in mind to meet her.

    And SquawMan - give it up.

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    [praying roo gets a response]

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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    [praying roo gets a response]

    If she does not take that offer I might.

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    Miss honey,

    I recently came across your posting on craigslist and I must say I became very intrigued. I work in a segment of the recording industry that actually specializes in working with young mothers like yourself. We just finished work on a new music video that has been tremendously successful. So successful in fact that we're already working on a follow-up effort in which I am responsible for casting.

    I really like the style and attitude it would take to make a posting like that. If your looks match the personality of that text I'd be very interested in having you involved in our next production. Should we hire you for the shoot you'll have no problem financing a place in Tahoe. I suppose as part of the payment we could arrange the housing placement for you.

    Below is a link to our latest video:

    http://www.crackedouthiphop.com/vid/yomomsintheass.mov

    I look forward to learning more about you and whether or not you might be a good candidate for this shoot.

    Thanks,

    Desmando Ruiz

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    ^^^^ Now that's comedy.

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    ++Do You OWN a Place in Tahoe? Lets TRADE!!++
    Reply to: anon-72472287@craigslist.org
    Date: 2005-05-09, 1:27PM PDT


    I am a young woman with dogs (2 smallish) planning to move to Tahoe in the next few weeks to month from reno. Do you own a place and would like to trade rent for a delicious encounter a couple of times a month? We would meet outside of the home. I am interested in a years lease and do not wish to co-habitate. I am tall and voluptuous, sensual and sincere. Do not smoke or drug. email me for pix...include info on the property. thank you!




    * this is in or around Tahoe
    * no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------

    Hi there Sweet Cheeks,

    Now let me see if I have this clear. You want free rent for sex, twice a month? Twice, as in 2 times, a month, not 2 times a day, 2 times a month. Damn! You must be one sweet, hot piece of ass, ‘cause the way I figure, with rent being about $2k per month, that makes you a $1000 whore. So, with the price now established, what do I get for a grand? Personally, I’m kind of into some pretty weird shit. You mention that you have 2 dogs, would it be possible to watch you suck one of them off while I do you up the ass? You do take it up the ass I assume? How about gangbangs? I know of a rather large group of internet perverts that gather in the greater Tahoe area and we could arrange to make the worlds largest Cream Pie. This could possibly be recorded on video, since there are a number of professionals in that field that would be in attendance. This would be a win-win for the both of us ($$$) Are you skilled in the Japanese art of Bukkake (cum drinking), as this is also an area that we may choose to explore. Speaking of exploring, does fisting do anything for you? Personally, I like a couple well placed fingers up my ass right before I blow my load.

    I have to admit, I received a copy of one of your pictures from an associate of mine (he contacted you as well regarding his Tahoe cabin), and I must say, you have got some big fat motherfucking fat tits. You animal! I would love to give you a Chili Dog!

    Write back soon

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    ^^That's the email I've been waiting to see.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yogachik
    uh - yeah, that's where I got the pic. Easy to explain away - so not hosed. Anyway, I don't think she's at all savvy.

    Splat - I think it's a police set-up, yes. By the way, Splat, you're my friend in Reno who I had in mind to meet her.

    And SquawMan - give it up.
    I meant it looked like I was being set up as the 'friend'.

    Shit, I'm the one that might need back up.

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    Oh my god Spicoli, I am dieing over here!

    Maybe not greatest thread ever, but funniest thread ever?
    "Can't vouch for him, though he seems normal via email."

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    All my money is on Yogachick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicoli
    ++Do You OWN a Place in Tahoe? Lets TRADE!!++
    Reply to: anon-72472287@craigslist.org
    Date: 2005-05-09, 1:27PM PDT


    I am a young woman with dogs (2 smallish) planning to move to Tahoe in the next few weeks to month from reno. Do you own a place and would like to trade rent for a delicious encounter a couple of times a month? We would meet outside of the home. I am interested in a years lease and do not wish to co-habitate. I am tall and voluptuous, sensual and sincere. Do not smoke or drug. email me for pix...include info on the property. thank you!




    * this is in or around Tahoe
    * no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------

    Hi there Sweet Cheeks,

    Now let me see if I have this clear. You want free rent for sex, twice a month? Twice, as in 2 times, a month, not 2 times a day, 2 times a month. Damn! You must be one sweet, hot piece of ass, ‘cause the way I figure, with rent being about $2k per month, that makes you a $1000 whore. So, with the price now established, what do I get for a grand? Personally, I’m kind of into some pretty weird shit. You mention that you have 2 dogs, would it be possible to watch you suck one of them off while I do you up the ass? You do take it up the ass I assume? How about gangbangs? I know of a rather large group of internet perverts that gather in the greater Tahoe area and we could arrange to make the worlds largest Cream Pie. This could possibly be recorded on video, since there are a number of professionals in that field that would be in attendance. This would be a win-win for the both of us ($$$) Are you skilled in the Japanese art of Bukkake (cum drinking), as this is also an area that we may choose to explore. Speaking of exploring, does fisting do anything for you? Personally, I like a couple well placed fingers up my ass right before I blow my load.

    I have to admit, I received a copy of one of your pictures from an associate of mine (he contacted you as well regarding his Tahoe cabin), and I must say, you have got some big fat motherfucking fat tits. You animal! I would love to give you a Chili Dog!

    Write back soon
    disturbing yet fucking hilarious
    Mom! The meatloaf! FUCK!.

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    Yes I did LOL on that one ^
    Points on their own sitting way up high

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    I meant it looked like I was being set up as the 'friend'.

    Shit, I'm the one that might need back up.
    I've got a video camera, a digital still camera, and a 35mm Canon EOS with a zoom lens. I got your back, Splat.

    Don't forget the helmet-cam.

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    You're on.

    (Besides, it might be appropriate to have an attorney present)

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