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    Unhappy The gig's up

    Date: 2005-05-09, 1:27PM PDT



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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Fat fuck bubbas are not erosion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slippy
    Problem might be that Cody will fly into SF and then Santa Cruz, and not be back at his cabin after Costa Rica. I could find out. It's up to SP though.
    Do It!

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    Thumbs down

    LAME!

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    From : honey pie <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
    Sent : Thursday, May 12, 2005 4:52 PM
    To : Superstar Punani <suprstar_punani@hotmail.com>
    Subject : Re: Place in Tahoe



    well...you did scare me a little...
    the thing is...i am all about being a mommabear right now. so wild parties are not my scene...(now if we had hooked up a few years ago...different story)
    im not comfortable with people in and out.
    we would take wonderful care of your place...i have two 60 gallon tanks myself--so you dont have to worry about your fish. the dogs are housebroken and lovey--(just kind of not-too-smart.)
    i wouldnt presume to impose 'restrictions' on your current use of the house...so it might not be the best fit with my little family. we are all about respect. i would want your friends to respect us and our space first and foremost. it might be too much to ask. hate to be all responsible and everything...but it is my current roll in life.
    best to you darling...let me know if you are still interested.
    jessica

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    You'd better be still-interested, considering this filming project and all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
    i have two 60 gallon tanks myself
    yes she does
    Mom! The meatloaf! FUCK!.

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    I think Punani's smooooveness came on a bit too strong. Lure her back in Punani!

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    Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
    i have two 60 gallon tanks myself
    Quote Originally Posted by hucksquaw
    yes she does
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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    The only way you can reel her back in is to convince her that she is getting a solo house, with no wild parties and no friends crashing over.
    Maybe someone else can close this deal.
    SuPu is too strong for her (maybe he needs to buy the sponsorship secrets CD)
    All she wants is a quiet peaceful home in exchange for titty fucking bukkake.
    Somebody else has got to reel this fish (or whale) in!

    She has a name, though.

    Henceforth she shall be known is these parts as

    Jizz-Guzzling, Giant Jugs Jessica!



    [edit to say - she did leave the door open for SuPu to reconsider and accept the deal on her terms]
    Last edited by Core Shot; 05-12-2005 at 06:38 PM.

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    Here the exchange that I've had so far- Yes, she responded. But I'm not going to respond 'til SuPu's done with her.


    From : honey pie <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
    Sent : Thursday, May 12, 2005 5:20 AM
    To : XXXXXX XXXXXX <xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com>
    Subject : Re: Tahoe place

    hey there orlando...thank you so much for responding!

    i am a single mom of a 4yr old...thus the not wishing to co-habitate--or 'see' anyone in the house.
    im 5'11--over 6ft in heels, i would say husky, not fat. actually i wouldnt say husky either--perhaps 'zuftig'. pics attached. hope you enjoy!
    i can get paperwork about the std free...we would have to meet and discuss before i spend the money though...
    can you send pics of the property? i am looking to move soon, next couple of weeks. i am currently near idlwilde park (so we can meet first in reno if you prefer.)

    smooches
    j

    XXXXX XXXXXXX <xxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com> wrote:

    Good evening,

    My name is Orlando and I am doctor of heterologous pathology at UNR. I have place in the north shore Lake Tahoe that I use on some weekends for my running training. It is on lake front and very nice. I am not using much
    these days because of heavy snow and would like someone to stay and watch over place because I am not there anymore.

    I also like arrangement with you. In my heyday I was young man with hot
    blood, but even in middle age the blood is still full of steam. You say you
    are voluptuous. Do you mean husky or fat? I am latin man and prefer the husky latin womans, but you not have to be latin. My last girlfriend, Sophia, was husky girl. But she leave to go to Las Lenas Chilie where she meet a new
    boyfriend, Cletus. I like strong woman but I don't care for fatties. Do you
    also have test papers to show you are clean and no STD?

    At work some the nurses say Viva el Caballo when see me. This mean life to
    the horse. Do you want to know why they say horse? I show you!

    I wait to hear back. And please send picture!

    Orlando
    Last edited by Viva; 06-04-2006 at 05:07 PM.
    ˇÓrale, vato!

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    I'm very tempted to offer up a house myself - she didn't specify male or female...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    ...pics attached.
    are these any different than the ones she gave to SuPu?

    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    I am latin man and prefer husky latin women
    nice touch, Viva.

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    Hey YogaBiyatch,

    Why don't you step it up since I am too much of a jong for the job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enlosandes
    Hey YogaBiyatch,
    Watch it there sonny boy. You don't have enought posts for that yet; in fact, I don't think anyone does.

    As for Yoga's post... Do it! Do it! Do it!
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva

    At work some the nurses say Viva el Caballo when see me. This mean life to
    the horse. Do you want to know why they say horse? I show you!


    Orlando
    laughed out loud at this one.

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    Subject: tahoe rental exchange
    To: honeyblondedd@yahoo.com
    Hi there -
    Forgive my delay in writing, but I read your ad on
    craigslist the other day and am intrigued. I couldn't
    write sooner because I had some issues to sort out
    regarding the Tahoe house before I could contact you.
    I was waiting to hear if my girlfriend was, in fact,
    moving out, as we had discussed. You see, she's not
    as open as I am about seeing other women, and I'm hard
    pressed to find a woman who can keep my complete
    attention. I don't know if you've seen the show The L
    Word, but I think it pretty accurately depicts me and
    my lifestyle - do you know the character Shane on that
    show? She's a lot like me - in spirit, anyway.

    You didn't specify male or female, and I am a woman -
    also voluptuous - and very open to your suggestion of
    trading rent for whatever pleases us. My house is
    amazing, really. The wall of glass looks right onto
    the lake. I'm there more in the winter than in the
    summer, and live in LA (West Hollywood, really) most
    of the time. What is it, exactly that you are looking
    for, and what is your timeline?

    If you're interested - and open - to a woman, please
    send pictures and I will do the same.

    Looking forward - E

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    Here the exchange that I've had so far- Yes, she responded. But I'm not going to respond 'til SuPu's done with her.



    hey there orlando...thank you so much for responding!

    Orlando?? hehehe
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

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    this is too much fun.
    "Sometimes nuthin' is a real cool hand"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva
    Here the exchange that I've had so far- Yes, she responded. But I'm not going to respond 'til SuPu's done with her.
    Hell no! Be my guest Viva! This is hilarious! Let's see what she says to the Caballo!

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    Dear god, this is only getting better & better what with the horse & yogachik stepping up to bat.
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    I'll take Orlando at 7:2 or "E" at 15:1. SuPu's still got the odds, but the bait was too strong...
    Living vicariously through myself.

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    BTW - That's quite a nice avatar, LAN.
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    You people are killing me.

    Viva: TYPING with an accent?

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    Good work yogachick, I new you'd step up! Anxious for her reply!

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    Quote Originally Posted by altagirl
    BTW - That's quite a nice avatar, LAN.
    Thanks! It's Josh Duhamel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grrrr
    I'll take Orlando at 7:2 or "E" at 15:1. SuPu's still got the odds, but the bait was too strong...
    Agreed. I've got Orlando 5:1 if the accent tones down. Better hope she's not a spanish speaker.

    oh and. . .. heperalougous phlobotomy what?. . . classic!


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