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05-11-2005, 09:30 PM #76
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05-11-2005, 09:49 PM #77Originally Posted by LAN
Craigslist = online pimpin' & whorin'
Had to add my name for posterity.A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
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05-11-2005, 10:13 PM #78I hate your life
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Originally Posted by LAN
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05-11-2005, 10:13 PM #79Registered User
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Send her to the meth heads that live next to Arty.
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05-11-2005, 10:14 PM #80features a sintered base
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Originally Posted by SquawMan[quote][//quote]
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05-11-2005, 10:40 PM #81
I noticed this thread when it was still in its infancy. I thought it was pretty funny, but not worth a second glance. Then I see it's 4 pages, so i click it again. PURE GOLD.
Punani, you're my hero.
By the way, you have to end it by telling her that you were on the wrong end of a large-scale international cartel bust and Interpol liquidated all your assets. See if she's down for a conjugal visit.
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05-11-2005, 10:51 PM #82Originally Posted by Samwich
My hat goes off to you SuPu.another Handsome Boy graduate
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05-11-2005, 11:04 PM #83
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05-11-2005, 11:06 PM #84
Okay, I was bored. I sent an e-mail to this chick. I'll be amazed if she responds, though.
Daniel Ortega eats here.
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05-11-2005, 11:09 PM #85Originally Posted by Viva
BobMc
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05-11-2005, 11:12 PM #86
Ahhh, a little shy are we? No problem. I completely understand. It's just that the first couple you sent completely drives me wild...rrRRROOWWWRRRRrrr!
What type of dogs do you have? Are they housebroken? You see I have a collection of fine 18th Century Persian carpets and a collection of exotic tropical fish. As long as the dogs are well behaved then they're welcome as well. I love dogs- black labs are my favorite.
Your 4yo is also welcome to hang around, though I will be upfront- I tend to throw some wild and crazy parties for my clients and friends....you know, anything goes type of parties that would make the Girls Gone Wild videos look like Sesame Street, and I would prefer if there were no minors so as not to corrupt their gentle minds. My friends sometimes use my place when I'm not around as well. If you're cool with that then it's all good.
Have you seen the movie "Snow Job" starring Carmen Luvana, Britney Skye and Eve Laurence? That was actually shot on location at my cabin. I hope you're not camera shy because I like to make films.
I have a busy schedule tomorrow so I may not get to meet for a while until I'm back in town. If you do have any more pics just send them to me, G rated or oterwise. You look verry cute.
...and very tasty.
xoxo,
The Superstar
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Here is the vid I had referenced. Link NSFW
http://www.eroticabyclohi.com/rsnowjob.html
http://www.eroticabyclohi.com/snowjob2jpg.jpgLast edited by Superstar Punani; 05-11-2005 at 11:41 PM.
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05-11-2005, 11:13 PM #87
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05-11-2005, 11:15 PM #88
Time to spice things up!
anon-72472287@craigslist.org
My name is Harken Banks and I saw your add on craigslist. I have a real nice spread in Squaw. During the winter months I am out ripping with my bros.
So, tell me a bit about yourself. What is young and voluptous mean?
I have a 10 year old male mix dog who likes peanut butter.
Here is a photo of my dog and I ripping, don't really have any digi close ups phots at the moment. I'll have my photographer hook me up. I like to party.
Ciao for now, HB
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05-11-2005, 11:28 PM #89Registered User
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punani is absolutely KILLING IT!! keep this shit rollin dude....
Mom! The meatloaf! FUCK!.
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05-11-2005, 11:51 PM #90
This thread has me laughing so hard, I think I may need to be hospitalized.
Good work Punani!
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05-12-2005, 12:04 AM #91
SP, you are my hero.
Putting the "core" in corporate, one turn at a time.
Metalmücil 2010 - 2013 "Go Home" album is now a free download
The Bonin Petrels
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05-12-2005, 12:40 AM #92Registered Lurker
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Punani is Da Hui
Way to go mang, this is fuckin' hilarious!
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05-12-2005, 01:06 AM #93Registered User
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Request to all: Let the superstar do his work Do not blow this by contacting her.
SP#1
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05-12-2005, 06:53 AM #94Originally Posted by BobMc
The ball's in your court, sir.
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05-12-2005, 07:13 AM #95
Best.Thread.Ever.
Punani kicks ass!Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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05-12-2005, 07:35 AM #96Funky But Chic
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Originally Posted by BobMc
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05-12-2005, 07:42 AM #97click click boom
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Originally Posted by iceman
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05-12-2005, 08:14 AM #98Originally Posted by BobMc
Last edited by Viva; 05-12-2005 at 08:16 AM.
Daniel Ortega eats here.
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05-12-2005, 08:16 AM #99Originally Posted by mattitude
Oh, SuPu, Don't mention husky latin women to this chick!Daniel Ortega eats here.
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05-12-2005, 08:29 AM #100Originally Posted by Viva
Twy it again, Gwasshoppa.... wif feewing.
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